This sounds like sour grapes from someone who is aware that he will never see Sunderland's record in the English premier league equalled by Newcastle in his lifetime , hence no mention in your post of the most important thing on a football forum
A 30 year old mag lad takes his first ever girlfriend home.. He says,"This is Amanda. "His dad jumps up."It's a ****ing what?"
****ing hell,, [NSFW][video=dailymotion;xekuye]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xekuye_fat-geordie-with-his-little-tail-ou_sport[/video][/NSFW]
Well fill ya boots then, ya dorty bastad! The folk in Tesco are decent sorts who will be happy to guide you to the soap counter
There wasn't a soap counter in the Tesco in Sunderland but they were selling Father's Day cards in packs of five.
That takes me back, you should see the size of her now. She wears two watches, one for each time zone.
One medal with Blackburn Rovers. Sorry mate, I correct myself, he had a few losers ones with your lot. My bad.
Oh if you're counting prior success then Wes Brown's big toe has enjoyed more success than your hero.
More than he would have got had he joined your shower I just like to counter anyone who tries to claim Shearer gave up ever winning anything to come to us, I reckon he might have gone to Man U for a few years if he didn't already have a title under his belt. We can all sign has beens who have been rejected by their clubs, we could sign Mark Lawrenson tomorrow but it wouldn't be anything to shout about.
Haway Brian man, Alan had that fabulous penna against Tommy, oh no, wait, my memory's going. Even O'****e's won more than wor Al.
