Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.

[jimileysbaldhead]

Morning lads....

Dove Soap on special offer in Tesco.

 

[fredor]

Is any mackem actually stupid enough to think any black and white believes that Shearer is responsible for us being relegated ffs?

This thread is going to go tits up. I have a few good acquaintances who are red and white. On the other hand, I'm staunchly black and white. I despise your football club, your plastic city and the vast majority of your fans. Your town centre is a ****hole, your town on the whole is a dump. You have nothing to offer, and no identity of your own. Sunderland is a second class "city".

Always in the shadow of Newcastle, and the thing that hurts you the most is, that you know it.

This sounds like sour grapes from someone who is aware that he will never see Sunderland's record in the English premier league equalled by Newcastle in his lifetime , hence no mention in your post of the most important thing on a football forum

 

[Commachio]

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[Commachio]

A 30 year old mag lad takes his first ever girlfriend home.. He says,"This is Amanda. "His dad jumps up."It's a ****ing what?"

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

A 30 year old mag lad takes his first ever girlfriend home.. He says,"This is Amanda. "His dad jumps up."It's a ****ing what?"[/
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She said to him later that night " kiss me where it smells "

The lad replied " f@ck off I'm not going to Sunderland this time of night "

 

[Commachio]

****ing hell,,


[NSFW][video=dailymotion;xekuye]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xekuye_fat-geordie-with-his-little-tail-ou_sport[/video][/NSFW]

 

[Billy Death]

The horse punching crack is so poor Do you actually think any mags are embarassed by it? I personally find it hilarious that some guy boshed a horse.

That's because you're an ignorant ****.

 

[Sidthemackem]

Morning lads....

Dove Soap on special offer in Tesco.

Well fill ya boots then, ya dorty bastad!

The folk in Tesco are decent sorts who will be happy to guide you to the soap counter

 

[Billy Death]

Running out of ammo now

Went 40 odd years without winning at SJP?

5-1?

Smearing your own **** over the walls to spell out FTM in an ironic way of trying to make us look foolish?

Players smashing up cars?

Employing such psychopaths as Roy Keane, a fascist and a known floor-pooper?

Any of these doing anything for ya...

Jesus Christ, you are one ****ing sad act.

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Well fill ya boots then, ya dorty bastad!

The folk in Tesco are decent sorts
who will be happy to guide you to the soap counter

There wasn't a soap counter in the Tesco in Sunderland but they were selling Father's Day cards in packs of five.

 

[Commachio]

Jimmy down the big market

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[Sidthemackem]

Be funny seeing her riding him!

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Jimmy down the big market

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That takes me back, you should see the size of her now. She wears two watches, one for each time zone.

 

[John Cardew]

An owner with style

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fans with style

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Even the hot bird on tv has style

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so, stick this up ya hoop

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Shearer has won a Premier League title ya thicket

 

[John Cardew]

That's because you're an ignorant ****.

Succinct.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Oh dear, I was on a bit of a high horse last night.

 

[Billy Death]

Shearer has won a Premier League title ya thicket

One medal with Blackburn Rovers.
Sorry mate, I correct myself, he had a few losers ones with your lot.
My bad.

 

[Brian Storm]

Shearer has won a Premier League title ya thicket

Oh if you're counting prior success then Wes Brown's big toe has enjoyed more success than your hero.

 

[John Cardew]

One medal with Blackburn Rovers.
Sorry mate, I correct myself, he had a few losers ones with your lot.
My bad.

More than he would have got had he joined your shower

Oh if you're counting prior success then Wes Brown's big toe has enjoyed more success than your hero.

I just like to counter anyone who tries to claim Shearer gave up ever winning anything to come to us, I reckon he might have gone to Man U for a few years if he didn't already have a title under his belt.
We can all sign has beens who have been rejected by their clubs, we could sign Mark Lawrenson tomorrow but it wouldn't be anything to shout about.

 

[Billy Death]

Oh if you're counting prior success then Wes Brown's big toe has enjoyed more success than your hero.

Haway Brian man, Alan had that fabulous penna against Tommy, oh no, wait, my memory's going.
Even O'****e's won more than wor Al.