Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.

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Pardew's Pride said:
12/13 season. You only sold out your stadium once. For the big boys.
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Again, given the financial situation in the city and lack of any success, averaging 40k plus is something which regardless of your attempts to mock I, and many others will remain fiercely proud.

You must have SOMETHING that will cut a little, anything?

You want a day or 2 to think about it?
 
Gustavo's Gonads said:
Again, given the financial situation in the city and lack of any success, averaging 40k plus is something which regardless of your attempts to mock I, and many others will remain fiercely proud.

You must have SOMETHING that will cut a little, anything?

You want a day or 2 to think about it?
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SIR Niall Quinn: "I hate Sunderland fans".
 
Sunderland, the self confessed bitter "beelers"

“Jack is a player we have nurtured and developed through our academy system since he was eight years old. We gave him the opportunity to become a professional footballer and are therefore extremely disappointed in the events that have led to his departure from the club.
“This wasn’t about money - the club agreed to all of the terms demanded of us during discussions and we were always led to believe that Jack wanted to stay with us. At his and his representatives’ request, final talks were put on hold until the club secured its top flight status. To our dismay however, we were subsequently never given the chance to negotiate with him to stay.
“For him to then leave the club that has supported him throughout his formative years in such a manner, with no chance for Sunderland to recover any of the significant investment that it has made in him as a player, has left a bitter taste."
 
Pardew's Pride said:
With all that history and success, it's incredible is it not that people would rather spend 15 quid in the pub watching than go along to the flatpack, 10,000 of a kind heap of crap you call a stadium?
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<laugh> We're averaging just over 42,600. 6th best in the country. You expect us to be ashamed? It's fantastic support, but fair do, you win that one if it means so much. ;)

and mate, St James is pug ugly.:p
 
Gustavo's Gonads said:
Compliment to the magnificent SOL pies. Next.
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Running out of ammo now <laugh>

Went 40 odd years without winning at SJP?

5-1?

Smearing your own **** over the walls to spell out FTM in an ironic way of trying to make us look foolish?

Players smashing up cars?

Employing such psychopaths as Roy Keane, a fascist and a known floor-pooper?

Any of these doing anything for ya...
 
The Funk with the Junk said:
<laugh> We're averaging just over 42,600. 6th best in the country. You expect us to be ashamed? It's fantastic support, but fair do, you win that one if it means so much. ;)

and mate, St James is pug ugly.:p
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We can't help it if the immigrants in the crap houses behind our stadium refuse to move out even when better homes are offered to them! Anyways, it gives our stadium a distinguished, classy look. You would never mix it up with any other stadium, unlike your Stadium Plan X21.
 
Pardew's Pride said:
Running out of ammo now <laugh>

Went 40 odd years without winning at SJP?

5-1?

Smearing your own **** over the walls to spell out FTM in an ironic way of trying to make us look foolish?

Players smashing up cars?

Employing such psychopaths as Roy Keane, a fascist and a known floor-pooper?

Any of these doing anything for ya...
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I'm at 88 in my 100 ways Newcastle United have humiliated themselves. I could go all day so don't list yours off too quickly, pace yourself marra. Don't go to slow either, you lads clock up the embarrassment at an incredible pace.
 
Pardew's Pride said:
Running out of ammo now <laugh>

Went 40 odd years without winning at SJP?

5-1?

Smearing your own **** over the walls to spell out FTM in an ironic way of trying to make us look foolish?

Players smashing up cars?

Employing such psychopaths as Roy Keane, a fascist and a known floor-pooper?

Any of these doing anything for ya...
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Or a director of football trying to sign a player who was on loan at anther club and he didn't know he was owned by his club, oh wait a bit that was Kinnear at Newcastle <whistle>
 
Pardew's Pride said:
Running out of ammo now <laugh>

Went 40 odd years without winning at SJP?

5-1?

Smearing your own **** over the walls to spell out FTM in an ironic way of trying to make us look foolish?

Players smashing up cars?

Employing such psychopaths as Roy Keane, a fascist and a known floor-pooper?

Any of these doing anything for ya...
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1 & 2 - Won 2 in a row 3-0, stick your 5-1 up your fanny, exorcised....

3 - We all have them, as you are fully aware. No reflection of us as a whole, or me as an individual. At least they spelled FTM right....

4 - It was Bendtner, hence it doesn't count. It even exonerates Catts, as it was Bendtner. Bendtner is unique and standard rules of the world do not apply. Bendtner is in some way or form Jesus. Or god. Or Pele. Or ****.

5 - Keane saved the club and raised profile, established us in PL, PDC & Gus both won 3-0.

Gus also won 2-1.
 
The Funk with the Junk said:
I'm at 88 in my 100 ways Newcastle United have humiliated themselves. I could go all day so don't list yours off too quickly, pace yourself marra. Don't go to slow either, you lads clock up the embarrassment at an incredible pace.
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Number 1 on the list for Sunderland. You have a fan who is sad enough to be making a list of 100 embarrassing things about his rivals. <whistle>

In all seriousness, for one post, if I may. We have a handful of idiots, more than our fair share, who make posters without checking their spelling, who hold mock funerals, who fight animals. You will always have more dung to throw at us than we will at you <laugh> But I wouldn't trade NUFC for any club in the world and that's a fact, there's not one place in England where the fans ACTUALLY care about football like they do in the NE. It's frigging mint.
 
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