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Put this up so that the match day thread and other football related threads on the derby can be kept much more civilised. But we can't have a derby without a bit of back and forth so bring it Bitches!
Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.
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Put this up so that the match day thread and other football related threads on the derby can be kept much more civilised. But we can't have a derby without a bit of back and forth so bring it Bitches!
Flattering picture of the gus like.
Looks like a dwarf.
At least Catts looks like the flaming maniac he is.
Looks like a dwarf.
At least Catts looks like the flaming maniac he is.
You should try making a transparent image of Colo with that ****ing hair. Took ****ing ages.
Gus maybe ugly on the outside but Pards is an absolute ****ing troll on the inside.
Well played Bri. As discussed I'll mirror over at our place.
Should help keep all the tasty stuff in one place.
Should help keep all the tasty stuff in one place.
Put this up so that the match day thread and other football related threads on the derby can be kept much more civilised. But we can't have a derby without a bit of back and forth so bring it Bitches!
I intend to be civilised and polite
What do Geordie girls use for protection during sex............................................A bus shelter 
What do Geordie girls use for protection during sex............................................A bus shelter
cos there's nee phone boxes left...
0-3. 2-1. 0-3..
plus cheryll the slag left snail trails in them all.
A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the vet determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla
available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Jimmy, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Jimmy, like many Geordie folk, had little sense but was willing to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Jimmy was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500. He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
"First", Jimmy said, "Ah'm not ganan ti kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "Yi can niver tell neebody aboot this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", Jimmy said, "I want aal the bairns raised as Newcastle fans." Once again it was agreed
"And last of all", Jimmy stated, "Yill ha ta give me another week to come up with the £500"
Upon examination, the vet determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla
available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Jimmy, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Jimmy, like many Geordie folk, had little sense but was willing to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Jimmy was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500. He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
"First", Jimmy said, "Ah'm not ganan ti kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "Yi can niver tell neebody aboot this." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", Jimmy said, "I want aal the bairns raised as Newcastle fans." Once again it was agreed
"And last of all", Jimmy stated, "Yill ha ta give me another week to come up with the £500"
