Breakfast

Bowl of Muesli followed by bacon and eggs for this northern Nigel.


Baffling how anyone could voluntarily go to a Travelodge for breakfast if you've not stayed there? Aren't there any cafes that sell something decent?

 

But not a Geek

 

It's in the middle of nowhere, the only way out of it is to get the DLR and it was 8.30am, which means the tube would have been rammed.

Food was decent to be honest

 

I'm not fat or a geek

 

The only Travelodge breakfasts I've had have been dreadful. Had a particularly memorable buffet 'full English' in Swindon once where all of it was stone cold. Lovely.

Premier Inn do a decent breakfast for all you fat ****s out there. You can eat absolutely **** loads if you fancy.

 

Had Linda McCartney veggie sausages and avocado on a roll with tomato ketchup.

 

^^ ****

 

*nor

 

* knorr.

 

My stock in trade.

 

Vegetable?

 

Chicken, which funnily enough was my Nickname in the Army.

 

you told me it was Jock

 

Jock/Prov/Chicken/That Coward. All applicable

 

"mountain" of scrambled eggs? lies.

 

According to the OED a mountain can be a large pile of something. If Toby ate what he considered to be large pile of scrambled egg he is not telling lies when describing it as a mountain.

 

I would crush you in a scrambled egg/omelette eating competition

 

According to people a mountain is a big rock. Geologists agree.

 

Take that back

 

shreddies are the best, they are 10/10.