Scotch Independence - the countdown

9/2 on yes is actually looking quite tempting.

 

ric?

 

60/40 in favour of No would be my prediction.

Don't know what way I would vote if I had a vote.

 

Will it ****, i'll kill you

 

Get yer mortgage on it Dano. The silent majority are going to roar.

 

I put pencils down my urethra when I masturbate.

 

Yes but what is your Plan B?

 

A wire coat hanger.

 

Is there enough time left for the Better Together Plan B - Reintroduce the Poll Tax to Scotchland?

 

Gonne miss us and all our lovely oil when we are gone ^^^^^^^

 

Can't see it affecting me other than there might be tens of thousands of new software developer roles generated to write/rewrite everything needed to support all these new/altered/relocated government departments/services/head offices. Might do quite well out of it.

 

It's all good then.

We'll keep the oil you keep the civil servants. Sorted.

 

You are obsessed with oil. I know you have enough for another 50 years or so but it will run out* then what are you going to base your economy on, shortbread in a tartan tin?

*I predict motor vehicles running on petrol/diesel becomming obsolete long before then btw.

 

Important Question

Does Johnson and Johnson Baby Oil come from Scotland?

 

Aye. You and your whale wife are responsible for about 40% of the Scottish economy.

 

Get tae **** ya radge.

Try getting oiled up and play twister, good fun especially when there are four of you.

 

What are you going to do when yours runs out on the 19th of September?

 

I just couldn't do the business with another naked chap in the room.

 

We'll continue to buy ours from the rest of the world who produce 99% of it.

I don't know if you're winding me up or not but scotch oil accounts for a very small percentage (around 2%) of the British economy.

 

^^^^^

Feels inadequate.