Scotch Independence - the countdown

[Deleted 1]

9/2 on yes is actually looking quite tempting.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

yes will get around 60% of the vote. Remember where you heard it first.

ric?

 

[User Deleted]

Yes will get around 60% of the vote. Remember where you heard it first.

60/40 in favour of No would be my prediction.

Don't know what way I would vote if I had a vote.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Whatever way Scotchland decides there will be all out animosity and war among the factions.

That is a definite.

Will it ****, i'll kill you

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

9/2 on yes is actually looking quite tempting.

Get yer mortgage on it Dano. The silent majority are going to roar.

 

[EDGE.]

I put pencils down my urethra when I masturbate.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I put pencils down my urethra when I masturbate.

Yes but what is your Plan B?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Yes but what is your Plan B?

A wire coat hanger.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Is there enough time left for the Better Together Plan B - Reintroduce the Poll Tax to Scotchland?

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Is there enough time left for the Better Together Plan B - Reintroduce the Poll Tax to Scotchland?

Gonne miss us and all our lovely oil when we are gone ^^^^^^^

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Gonne miss us and all our lovely oil when we are gone ^^^^^^^

Can't see it affecting me other than there might be tens of thousands of new software developer roles generated to write/rewrite everything needed to support all these new/altered/relocated government departments/services/head offices. Might do quite well out of it.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Can't see it affecting me other than there might be tens of thousands of new software developer roles generated to write/rewrite everything needed to support all these new/altered/relocated government departments/services/head offices. Might do quite well out of it.

It's all good then.

We'll keep the oil you keep the civil servants. Sorted.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

You are obsessed with oil. I know you have enough for another 50 years or so but it will run out* then what are you going to base your economy on, shortbread in a tartan tin?

*I predict motor vehicles running on petrol/diesel becomming obsolete long before then btw.

 

[gas]

Important Question

Does Johnson and Johnson Baby Oil come from Scotland?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Important Question

Does Johnson and Johnson Baby Oil come from Scotland?

Aye. You and your whale wife are responsible for about 40% of the Scottish economy.

 

[gas]

Aye. You and your whale wife are responsible for about 40% of the Scottish economy.

Get tae **** ya radge.

Try getting oiled up and play twister, good fun especially when there are four of you.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

You are obsessed with oil. I know you have enough for another 50 years or so but it will run out* then what are you going to base your economy on, shortbread in a tartan tin?

*I predict motor vehicles running on petrol/diesel becomming obsolete long before then btw.

What are you going to do when yours runs out on the 19th of September?

 

[Ciaran]

Get tae **** ya radge.

Try getting oiled up and play twister, good fun especially when there are four of you.

I just couldn't do the business with another naked chap in the room.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

What are you going to do when yours runs out on the 19th of September?

We'll continue to buy ours from the rest of the world who produce 99% of it.

I don't know if you're winding me up or not but scotch oil accounts for a very small percentage (around 2%) of the British economy.

 

[gas]

I just couldn't do the business with another naked chap in the room.

^^^^^

Feels inadequate.