Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Japanese Sex..............
















A Japanese couple is having an discussion over ways of performing highly erotic sex:





Husband: Sukitaki.


Wife replies: Kowanini!


Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!


Wife nestles on her knees begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!



Husband smiles : Na miaou kina tim kouji!






I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this.





As if you understand Japanese!





Unbelievable!





I knew you would read anything as long as it is about sex.





You need help !!
 
If anyone has any spare points floating around all donations welcome as it seems I'm getting caught up... Yikes!!

Rep for Hoops



In jail at the moment.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

When I can.

Rep for astro

Sent me through the 80k <ok>

Excuse me?????



Morning Maestro, you working today?

Will rep you back when I can, still in rep jail.

I haz returned!! And i spreaded some repsies to AB then got back in jail!

morning rep
 
Two Irish nuns have just
arrived in USA by boat,
and one says to the other,
"I hear that the people in
this country actually eat
dogs."
"Odd," her companion
replies, "but if we shall
live in America , we
might as well do as the
Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a
push cart vendor yelling,
"Hot Dogs, get your dogs
here," and they both
walk towards the hot dog
cart.
"Two dogs, please!," says
one. The vendor is very
pleased to oblige, wraps
both hot dogs in foil and
hands them over. Excited,
the nuns hurry to a bench
and begin to unwrap their
'dogs.'
The mother superior is
first to open hers.
She begins to blush,
and then, after staring
at it for a moment, leans
to the other nun and in
a soft brogue whispers:
"What part did you get?"

.:emoticon-0136-giggl.
 
I repped Kiwi, I repped Kiwi. He has been on my "must share" list for ever and tonight he came free :D there has been more spread also (you know who you are) I can sleep well tonight.
 
This morning I went to WINZ to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in colour, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first cheques next Friday.
Damn, this is a great country.