Off Topic The Rep Brothel

[Guywanderer]

A Scotsman walks into a bank in Glasgow and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Australia on business
For two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank
Will need some form of security for the loan,
So the canny Scots lad hands over the keys
And documents of new Ferrari parked
On the street in front of the bank.
He produces the Log Book and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
The car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's Manager and its officers
All enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking Scotsman
For using a £120,000 Ferrari
As collateral against a £5000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
Drives the Ferrari in to the bank's
Underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Scotsman returns,
Repays the £5,000 and the interest,
Which comes to £15.41.
The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
But we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
We checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
So what puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "£5,000" ?

The Scotsman replies:

"Where else in Glasgow can I park my car
For two weeks for only £15.41
And expect it to be there when I return'"

..

 

[lamby]

Rep for Hoops - and Brucey.

Roger has neg repped me again. Haha.
But Mackems aren't bothered about rep of course.

And returned.

can someone urgently rep Kiwi please.

repped

 

[lamby]

Rep for Hoops - and Brucey.

Roger has neg repped me again. Haha.
But Mackems aren't bothered about rep of course.

And returned.

can someone urgently rep Kiwi please.

Repped as many as I could! Still owe some!

rep

rep

repped

 

[Agent Bruce]

Rep for AB

In jail at the moment.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

When I can.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Roger, and have a spot of rep for yourself

rep

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

repped

rep

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

..

rep

 

[Is Vic there?]

..

Rep for Guy

 

[Is Vic there?]

rep

Rep for Al

 

[Is Vic there?]

repped

Rep for Lamby

 

[Is Vic there?]

Repped as many as I could! Still owe some!

Rep for Yoshi

 

[Agent Bruce]

Rep for Yoshi

Out of jail and repped.

 

[astro]

Rep for Yoshi

rep

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

Repped as many as I could! Still owe some!

rep

how does this rep brothel work?

aww, okies sweetie, that's fair. i repped late today lol



ah well Mr Brucie, thanks for the thought



thank you sweetheart! See you soon

Bed calls, all reped out for now. Night all

Cheers ristac

rep

 

[kiwiqpr]

repped

rep for lamba

 

[kiwiqpr]

rep

astro repped

 

[kiwiqpr]

Out of jail and repped.

little something for ab

 

[kiwiqpr]

Rep for Yoshi

rep for vic

 

[kiwiqpr]

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

 

[kiwiqpr]

Repped as many as I could! Still owe some!

Yoshi repped