Haven't you got a young Jedi to teach to wield their sword correctly? They always need an experienced pair of hands...
You mean Mrtiote... err, no... I mean Spaceboy... err, no, err Korton...no... Ah yes, Boa that's him. Boa!
Tinfoil helmet, satellite dish as a shield, the sticky out bit as blunt weapon to fight with. Hahahaha found a picture of him. please log in to view this image
I don't know what'll be worse if aliens do invade our planet... Being probed and having my internet search history scrutinized by celestial beings, or having to read Boa's told you so threads...
Well, if he is 'converted' by the aliens, then one thing that could be worse is being probed BY Boa, while he tells you that he told you so!