Shearer's ebar

[Albert's Chip Shop]

A Mackem walked up to me earlier in my local in Consett and said 'hey marra.. we'll be above yousssss by May now we've done Fulham'.
I laughed.. looked him in the eye and said..

'yes marrow... you will I agree...... but the date will be May 2028'


all aboard the Gus bus I think they cry...

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Wondered how long before a mackem said that ACS.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Wondered how long before a mackem said that ACS.

They were even talking top 10 finish.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

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[Agent Bruce]

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Looks like you'll have to move up to Scotland.

Can't see Pennywell on there!

 

[Obi Wan]

Looks like you'll have to move up to Scotland.

Can't see Pennywell on there!

Shetlands? Not sure what the internet signal is like there mind.

 

[Obi Wan]

Also looks like a bit of a hot spot somewhere around Kazan(?). Fancy a trip to Russia ACS?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Shetlands? Not sure what the internet signal is like there mind.

Bah, I thought you knew everything.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Also looks like a bit of a hot spot somewhere around Kazan(?). Fancy a trip to Russia ACS?

well, I may be tempted.
The beer is cheap and if there is a concentration of red heads I'd be in my element..

 

[Agent Bruce]

well, I may be tempted.
The beer is cheap and if there is a concentration of red heads I'd be in my element..

Vodka's pretty cheap too.

Plus most of Russians are reds!

 

[Obi Wan]

Vodka's pretty cheap too.

And you might bump into Tash then.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

And you might bump into Tash then.

I'll have to start russian over there more often

 

[Agent Bruce]

I'll have to start russian over there more often

The old ones are still the best I guess.

 

[Obi Wan]

The old ones are still the best I guess.

You would say that.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Anyway... Moscow now chaps... my ride is nearly here... horses need feeding don't you know.

 

[Agent Bruce]

You would say that.

That was for your benefit.

 

[Obi Wan]

Anyway... Moscow now chaps... my ride is nearly here... horses need feeding don't you know.

That's no way to talk about your missus - especially when she is kindly offering to give you a lift to the match.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Anyway... Moscow now chaps... my ride is nearly here... horses need feeding don't you know.

Are you going to Trotsky over?

 

[Obi Wan]

Are you going to Trotsky over?

Stop Stalin him he needs to get going.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Stop Stalin him he needs to get going.

That's not how you spell stalling silly.