Shearer's ebar

A Mackem walked up to me earlier in my local in Consett and said 'hey marra.. we'll be above yousssss by May now we've done Fulham'.
I laughed.. looked him in the eye and said..

'yes marrow... you will I agree...... but the date will be May 2028'


all aboard the Gus bus I think they cry...

 

Wondered how long before a mackem said that ACS.

 

They were even talking top 10 finish.

 

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Looks like you'll have to move up to Scotland.

Can't see Pennywell on there!

 

Shetlands? Not sure what the internet signal is like there mind.

 

Also looks like a bit of a hot spot somewhere around Kazan(?). Fancy a trip to Russia ACS?

 

Bah, I thought you knew everything.

 

well, I may be tempted.
The beer is cheap and if there is a concentration of red heads I'd be in my element..

 

Vodka's pretty cheap too.

Plus most of Russians are reds!

 

And you might bump into Tash then.

 

I'll have to start russian over there more often

 

The old ones are still the best I guess.

 

You would say that.

 

Anyway... Moscow now chaps... my ride is nearly here... horses need feeding don't you know.

 

That was for your benefit.

 

That's no way to talk about your missus - especially when she is kindly offering to give you a lift to the match.

 

Are you going to Trotsky over?

 

Stop Stalin him he needs to get going.

 

That's not how you spell stalling silly.