Obviously, I'm used to a superior level of banter, I honestly couldn't tell what you were trying to say. Not sure why you say I can't take it though, I'm still here.
Anyway back to the point, as far as I can see, and I have lost count of how many strikers we have been linked with, it IS pretty much a case of buying any old striker and sticking him up front because he might surprise us.
And, when all is said and done, Bendtner has done OK the last couple of times we have needed him. Hardly clutching at straws, when he has already delivered 2 fairly 'clutch' goals.