Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

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Joe said:
I've got about a foot on Hayley. Just means I can throw her around more easily though.
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As she's about 4'6" that's not much to be proud of. I've got 7-8 inches on Taylor. I'm not even gonna make the easy comment here.
 
She looks more normal-sized next to Tom Cruise:

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She's 5'2".
 
5'2? I always thought Taylor was like, 5'9" but it looks more than a seven inch difference in that gif. Maybe Taylor is wearing massive heels.

Also Hayley is probably like, 6 stone, so that helps.
 
Shoe size 6? That's pretty big for someone her size. But yeah that's a pretty strange website. According to the same website, Taylor is a bit over 9 stone, so yeah I'd have no problems with that. Also apparently a 34C bra size... yeah I'm not sure that's right. Also it seems to have been written by someone who either can't speak English or can't type. "Taylor love painint during her free time, cooking and dance".
 
Dan said:
Shoe size 6? That's pretty big for someone her size. But yeah that's a pretty strange website. According to the same website, Taylor is a bit over 9 stone, so yeah I'd have no problems with that. Also apparently a 34C bra size... yeah I'm not sure that's right. Also it seems to have been written by someone who either can't speak English or can't type. "Taylor love painint during her free time, cooking and dance".
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Women's shoe size 6 in US measurements is pretty damned small.
 
You know what they say about men who have large feet, but what do they say about women with small feet? Hmmm...
 
Dan said:
Size 15s here, can confirm the saying is false.

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Size 15? Jesus, that can't be fun. Size 13 (US) is enough of a pain in the ass, unless I want $300 basketball shoes or off-brand piles of misshapen rubber for $20. Do you just strap pillows to your soles and go from there?
 
Schad said:
Size 15? Jesus, that can't be fun. Size 13 (US) is enough of a pain in the ass, unless I want $300 basketball shoes or off-brand piles of misshapen rubber for $20. Do you just strap pillows to your soles and go from there?
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There are quite a lot of online shops these days who do ridiculous sizes, thankfully. Getting school shoes at like size 12/13 was a great laugh though. If all else fails, I can squeeze into 14s (I do on the rare occasions I go bowling), I just like having big shoes. How big is size 13 US compared to here, is it bigger or smaller?
 
Dan said:
Taylor's been with Harry Styles and Ed Sheeran, I assume I'd beat them in the manhood department.

Also, "if"?
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Obviously I meant "when".

Harry Styles definitely is overcompensating for something, and also he's 12 so you've surely got him beat. Sheeran's more of an enigma.
 
Dan said:
There are quite a lot of online shops these days who do ridiculous sizes, thankfully. Getting school shoes at like size 12/13 was a great laugh though. If all else fails, I can squeeze into 14s (I do on the rare occasions I go bowling), I just like having big shoes. How big is size 13 US compared to here, is it bigger or smaller?
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The internet suggests that a US 13 would be the same as a UK 12.

Yeah, the internet is great for such things. You're still a deformed freak, though, unless you're 6'9", in which case you're a deformed freak.
 
Joe said:
Obviously I meant "when".

Harry Styles definitely is overcompensating for something, and also he's 12 so you've surely got him beat. Sheeran's more of an enigma.
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Sheeran's ginger and chubby (I assume he's chubby, he's got a fat face but I've never paid enough attention to the rest of him to know for sure) so I dunno, it just doesn't sit right with me. Even thinking back through Taylor's other exes, Jake Gyllenhaal, one of the interchangeable Jonas brothers, even Taylor Lautner (again, obviously overcompensating) none of them seem like they've got monsters down there. I might be alright.

Schad said:
The internet suggests that a US 13 would be the same as a UK 12.

Yeah, the internet is great for such things. You're still a deformed freak, though, unless you're 6'9", in which case you're a deformed freak.
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Pfft size 12 is easy to find! And I'm not even that tall - I'm somewhere between 6'4" and 6'5". Did meet a guy once who had something like size 19 shoes, they were pretty scary.
 
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