Shearer's ebar

[Agent Bruce]

A quick search tells me that 'tashfingersdirtypigeons' is a tag in 275 different threads. Some of which have no replies, just that tag...

Wonder who it is that thought of that tag.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I see the latest media frenzy is the "false widow spider"... Do you think the fact it likes warm damp places has given roughly half the population restless nights and a reason to put on an extra set of their partner's shorts?

Personally I say we invest heavily in tampons and re-brand them as Gap Filler.

Making do with my mosquito net for the time being.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

A quick search tells me that 'tashfingersdirtypigeons' is a tag in 275 different threads. Some of which have no replies, just that tag...

Guess it must be true then.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Guess it must be true then.

I think it's bull.
i reckon he only goes for clean birds.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I think it's bull.
i reckon he only goes for clean birds.

I wonder if there'll be 275 tags saying he only fingers clean birds.

 

[Obi Wan]

Evening all. Anybody serving drinks tonight?

Somebody been bored and gone on a tagging frenzy?

 

[Sweats]

Evening all. Anybody serving drinks tonight?

Somebody been bored and gone on a tagging frenzy?

They're magnificent aren't they.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Evening all. Anybody serving drinks tonight?

Somebody been bored and gone on a tagging frenzy?

Welcome back Obi.



You must have a gargantuan thirst after all the free beer you've missed so help yourself.

 

[Obi Wan]

Welcome back Obi.



You must have a gargantuan thirst after all the free beer you've missed so help yourself.

Cheers AB. Been away for a few days due to work. Certainly have a thirst on.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Cheers AB. Been away for a few days due to work. Certainly have a thirst on.

Back in time to see the Derby game?

 

[Obi Wan]

They're magnificent aren't they.

How come there aren't any about you Sweats?

 

[Obi Wan]

Back in time to see the Derby game?

Oh yes, will be watching that one on the Telly box.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

I wonder if there'll be 275 tags saying he only fingers clean birds.

Give him time.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Oh yes, will be watching that one on the Telly box.

You've got TV where you live?

Wind up ones?

 

[Sweats]

How come there aren't any about you Sweats?

I'm far too nice and an all round spiffing chap to illicit such things..

That or they're too scared I will hunt them down and get all Joseph mengele on their ass.

 

[Obi Wan]

I'm far too nice and an all round spiffing chap to illicit such things..

That or they're too scared I will hunt them down and get all Joseph mengele on their ass.

Hmm, I can see the tag 'Sweats will have your ass' appearing somewhere soon.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Hmm, I can see the tag 'Sweats will have your ass' appearing somewhere soon.

You'll have to delete one first

 

[Sweats]

Or donkey.

I steal donkeys

 

[Agent Bruce]

Or donkey.

I steal donkeys

It'll make a good sig for you.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

If you are let go at the end of a 6 month probation period, does it count as a sacking and will it hurt future employment opportunities?

I say this because I've been in the job 4 months and they called me in for a half time review.

I'm doing well in one side of my job, which is the customer care part, but I've made a few too many mistakes in the admin area, and they said they'll be reviewing my progress in the next 4 weeks and want to see improvement.

This is kind of depressing like. The mistakes have been trivial, but obviously too many made. I'm stressing out because this is a good job as well.

Anyone else been in a similar position?

I'm going to double check everything I do thoroughly now, perhaps triple check. It'll make me slower at my tasks but I'm darned if I'm losing a job like this for a few mistakes in data input.