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OK lads, serious question here.

A girl with red hair is called a ginger/redhead. A girl with blond hair is called a blonde. A girl with brown hair is called a brunette. What the **** do you call a girl with black hair???


Also I want to rep whoever it was who tagged 'acs bums poyet' and 'tashfingersdirtypigeons'

 

Excellent tagging.

 

Tash seems to have a bit of a fan club...

 

Sandra... Because that's her name. Fascist.





I've just noticed the tags now... Who has been perving on my rimming sessions?

 

Some of the tags on the other threads are canny too

 

Why have I never noticed these tags before .

 

you must have done. the ACS one is yours we see everything

 

Is it, why don't I remember this.

 

probably beer

 

Only time I've had beer recently was before the match on Saturday.

 

I have no need to ask who added WP's armadillo appendage

 

Never seen that one before , I bet it was ACS.

 

Try again. I'll give you a clue. He rims Korton.

 

I see you are also hing like an ant too.

 

Oh yes, the annoying guys whose name was Tiote related and kept on getting banned.

 

A bit of a snake in the grass.

 

A quick search tells me that 'tashfingersdirtypigeons' is a tag in 275 different threads. Some of which have no replies, just that tag...

 

Wor Tashie is a popular chappie.

 

I see the latest media frenzy is the "false widow spider"... Do you think the fact it likes warm damp places has given roughly half the population restless nights and a reason to put on an extra set of their partner's shorts?

Personally I say we invest heavily in tampons and re-brand them as Gap Filler.