Shearer's ebar

this isn't the sexy bastard you are looking for

 

I need a ****ing drink. ****ing work.

 

You need to stop ****ing swearing!

 

****ing this.

 

C(u)nts

 

Evening sweats

 

England just gone 2-0 up if anybody is interested.

GOAL - England 2-0 Montenegro - Branco Boskovic OG

 

Guten tag Frau chip shop.

möchte ich einfügen Werthers Original in den Mund und dann eine seyance mit einem Poster von Tony Blair über dem Grab von Ihren Hamster.

 

Does your parole officer know you're out after 8:00pm?

 

Oh boy, what a way to end the game.

England 4-1 Montenegro - Daniel Sturridge (Pen 90 mins)

 

Group H
Position Team Played Goal Difference Points
1 England 8 22 16
2 Ukraine 8 15 15
3 M'negro 8 7 15
4 Poland 8 9 13
5 Moldova 8 -11 5
6 San Marino 8 -42 0

 

Sounds like a plan.
We can get hold of Elvis too.

 

Good win, but we MUST beat Poland too. Ukraine have a virtually nailed on 3 points next match. Will make it very interesting.

 

Ssshhhh!

 

It's ok, I wont say another word.

 

Can you please type that a little quieter.

 

Invisible ink?

 

Danny Mills on the England win.


"You'd imagine England will stick with a similar team and approach. They must be attacking from the start again."

Wonder if Pards saw it.

 

Sweats, I've got a cat that looks a little bit like Adolf Hitler.

It cost me a fortune in plastic surgery bills.

 

England game makes you wonder what all the fcking fuss is about. If FIFA hadn't introduced those fcking pi$$ poor rankings, no-one would give a sh!t. We'd all just be looking forward to the World Cup.