Shearer's ebar

Phew, and allergic to soap?

 

Evening gents ..... white wine please

 

Sorry, only red served in this establishment.

 

No problem Minxy, it's AB's round.

 

I would love to, but we're completely out of white.

 

You'd better start crushing some grapes...

 

They're already sore.

 

You can get cream for that - apparently.

 

He isn't round

 

And if anybody should know that it would be you.

 

Rude trees

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Obi knows all about knot holes in trees.

 

I'm pissed already anyway .... just hope I can find the way to bed

 

If you need someone to guide you...

 

There you go Obi, a drunken woman. Best chance you're going to get tonight.

 

I've got wood from looking at that.

 

Didn't the splinters you got from knotholes when you were a kid, put you off trees?

 

.... such a gent

 

And don't forget to leave a £5'er under the pillow Obi.

 

Thought you said sphincters at first glance..