Shearer's ebar

[Agent Bruce]

Phew, and allergic to soap?

 

[Minxy]

Evening gents ..... white wine please

 

[Agent Bruce]

Evening gents ..... white wine please

Sorry, only red served in this establishment.

 

[Obi Wan]

Evening gents ..... white wine please

No problem Minxy, it's AB's round.

 

[Agent Bruce]

No problem Minxy, it's AB's round.

I would love to, but we're completely out of white.

 

[Obi Wan]

I would love to, but we're completely out of white.

You'd better start crushing some grapes...

 

[Agent Bruce]

You'd better start crushing some grapes...

They're already sore.

 

[Obi Wan]

They're already sore.

You can get cream for that - apparently.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

No problem Minxy, it's AB's round.

He isn't round

 

[Agent Bruce]

You can get cream for that - apparently.

And if anybody should know that it would be you.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Rude trees

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[Agent Bruce]

Obi knows all about knot holes in trees.

 

[Minxy]

I'm pissed already anyway .... just hope I can find the way to bed

 

[Obi Wan]

I'm pissed already anyway .... just hope I can find the way to bed

If you need someone to guide you...

 

[Agent Bruce]

There you go Obi, a drunken woman. Best chance you're going to get tonight.

 

[Sweats]

Rude trees

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I've got wood from looking at that.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I've got wood from looking at that.

Didn't the splinters you got from knotholes when you were a kid, put you off trees?

 

[Minxy]

If you need someone to guide you...

.... such a gent

 

[Agent Bruce]

.... such a gent

And don't forget to leave a £5'er under the pillow Obi.

 

[Sweats]

Didn't the splinters you got from knotholes when you were a kid, put you off trees?

Thought you said sphincters at first glance..