Have you ever tried moving at the KC stadium?
Once, me, my brother and my old man had tickets in the west stand, the steward insisted on looking at our tickets, I can't remember why I think we were sat one seat across and some complained, but anyway he came and looked we moved into the seats we'd paid for but we were each in a different number seat to what the ticket we held said. He stood there for 5 minutes arguing that we had to all switch round so we ended up just passing the tickets between us til we had the ticket matching the seat and he went ****ing ape****, said we can't do that and threatened to kick us out.
I encountered one almost as bad recently too in the club shop, they had the fire door opened and after looking round the shop I proceeded to leave through it like I'd seen others do. I was actually outside, fully through the door when some haggard ugly old bitch came out and told me that the fire exit was being used as an entrance and demanded in no uncertain terms that I go back into the shop and out of the main doors. I couldn't be arsed to argue so I stepped back in the shop, she turned her back so I turned straight round and walked back out the completely empty fire doors again. She came storming out yelling her repulsive head off at me that I'm an obnoxious **** and a thug and the club would be far better off without me.
No joke.