Hi gays! This is a v.interesting story bout what happened to me the other night in Birmingham! I posted on Saintsweb but they is all saying it's a dumb+boring story bout wallets, but I think it's hilarious! You have deciding vote yo! Be sure to be explicit in ur feedback! #bearsyrules = good story bout wallets, #tokyosgay = dumb story bout wallets!
V.Interesting Story bout wallets by Brian Earsy
Volume 1
So I was in a club with my mate, and I was showing the people of Birmingham my stellar dance moves when this bird comes up and unaccountably grabs hold of my mate and starts feeling on his arse. I say unaccountably, cos if she had to feel anyone's arse I'd of thought she'd want to feel mine, and also cos I felt like she was too good looking for the likes of him. Anyways, after a bit she f*cks off, presumably to go wash her hands or something, and my mate is all smug and suddenly extra hyper like you are when birds is randomly hitting on you.
Couple of minutes later Mark is frantically patting his back pockets. "What is matter?" I say. He is gone white as sheet. "My wallet's gone!"
I was immediate lols. "Haha, your bird must've nicked it!"
I dunno what you would have done in this situation, I would prob put it down as lesson learnt bout not keeping wallet in back pocket, but not Mark. He insists we search whole club for the bird. I'm objecting that she's hardly likely to hang around, but we do it anyway.
We find her straight away in the upstairs bar. Immediately, I am sensing something is wrong. She is with some girl mates and sees us coming, but she seems pleased about it. She is smiling and nudging her mate as we walk over. I'm wondering how Mark is going to edge into what promises to be quite an awkward interview, but he is having no such qualms. "Did you take my wallet?" he demands immediately. It was pretty lols how her face went from smile, to confusion, to anger. She was v.angar! After some stout denials, we was both advised to f*ck off with bells on.
Anyway, my mate got a call next day. They found his wallet in the gents.