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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Tottenham Jamspurs, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    What's the definition of the comeback kid?

    Somebody ****ing into their desk fan.
     
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  2. Exactly how did you discover that, HBC?
     
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    I got bored whilst putting lepers into a wind tunnel.
     
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  4. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    I had a fight with a guy with epilepsy. Put him on the floor in a flash.
     
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  5. Brian Storm

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    Tottenham could be set for a shock move for free agent Carlton Cole, 29, after the former West Ham striker was reported to have featured in a behind-closed-doors friendly for Andre Villas-Boas's side. Metro

    What a load of bullshit! <laugh> <ok>
     
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  6. Tottenham Jamspurs

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    Want to post this old news on any other threads?
     
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  7. Spurm

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    Tbf, it's ****ing funny
     
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  8. Brian Storm

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    Thank you mate. Good to see you don't have a rock up your arse. <ok>

    Best of luck for the season fella :)
     
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  9. Boss

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    Lesson on how to drive a moped!
    [video]http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=41302[/video]
     
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  10. Boss

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    make sure you watch the video to the end ;)
     
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  11. totsfan

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    That last bit is really funny!
     
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  12. SpursDisciple

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    Are we sure he survived?
     
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  13. Boss

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    would that make it less funny?
     
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  14. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    Sam Allardyce is set to have a medical at West Ham United.............. after agreeing to spend £5m on Stewart Downing.
     
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  15. Roo

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    LOL i've been sent this twice today already! Definitely the joke of the day! <laugh>
     
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  16. Stewart Downing was asked why he'd consider leaving 'Pool for WHU, and he told reporters,

    "Well, Big Sam told me that he'll always pull me off at half-time. At 'Pool, the most you get from Brent is a quarter of orange."
     
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  17. humanbeingincroydon

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    Now that Wet Spam are becoming the halfway house for overpriced Comolli purchases, how long before Bentley signs for them?
     
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  18. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    After how well they linked up at Liverpool, who could blame Allardyce for wanting to reunite Downing and Carroll :D

    To be fair, it is an idea that works on paper, maybe a better manager than Dalglish can achieve it on the pitch.
     
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  19. littleDinosaurLuke

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    So Liverpool have offloaded Carroll and Downing to West Ham at a net loss of £35M.

    Yes, this is the right thread for that!
     
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  20. humanbeingincroydon

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    [video=youtube_share;_w9g32yZz4c]http://youtu.be/_w9g32yZz4c[/video]
     
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