Worst Spurs Team Ever

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I always feel like all our fans wanted him to be good so we kind of pretended he was. I don't think he deserves to be in a "worst XI" though.

Yeah.. That's probably a fair assessment.

I think it was his general flair and his "cool" (at the time) curtains haircut.<laugh>
 
What about Khumalo?

We have had an abundance of crap centre backs. Any still playing <laugh>
 
I'm old enough to remember Barry Daines...but was never sure if he seemed bad cos he was the reason we got rid of pat jennings!!!!
Then there was John Lacy (late 70's)...he was pretty ****e as was Andy Grey (around 91/92) ... the man looked liked he'd OD'ed on pizza.
I was at gilberto's debute ... think it was in uefa cup and he was subbed at half time ... truely awful
I remember Jason Cundy being ****ing awful for us and Bobby Zomora was complete dogshite for us too.
Bobby mimms was cack for us

The manager has to be Gross as at least Ramos won us a trophy
 
Wayne routledge was also ****ing awful for us...he even got subbed after coming on as a sub after 20 minutes or so...a good player but rubbish for us
 
Rebrov. Edinburgh. Austin. Kerslake. Cundy. Thatcher. Dozzell. Bentley. Vega. Thelwell. Silva. Rasiak.

"We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history."
 
Atouba was ok other than the goal line drag backs.

Alton Thelwell! Another centre back. Lots of them were around the same time, no wonder Sol left <laugh>
 
Great list Rrich! I forgot about Kerslake and Thelwell. Who was the young black kid we got from Arsenal who we thought was a coup that he signed for us but basically he was an Arsenal reject?
 
Taricco was nasty, but not bad enough for worst team


Great list Rrich! I forgot about Kerslake and Thelwell. Who was the young black kid we got from Arsenal who we thought was a coup that he signed for us but basically he was an Arsenal reject?

Rickets? Came back and played against us in the EL for that Irish team
 
Ben Alnwick, whose Kryptonite is Burnley (plus there's a sex tape of him somewhere on the internet)
Noe Pamarot, whose sole contribution to Spurs being that Pompey failing to pay for him helped us get a few quid off Defoe/Kaboul/Crouch/Kranjcar
Paul Stalteri, can't even be redeemed by a goal against West Ham due to numerous better players doing it more often
Ricardo Rocha, seemingly signed to fulfill a quota on centre backs
Ramon Vega, hard to ignore the rumours that he was signed so Christian Gross felt at home
Gilberto, only played seven times for us but his name lives in infamy
Paolo Tramezzani, only played six games for us (etc etc)
Ben Thatcher, took out his frustrations at being so **** on Pedro Mendes a few years later
Mbulelo Mabizela, who I can;t remember anything about
Thimothee Atouba, who scored against Newcastle and nothing else ever
Danny Murphy, a signing that made no sense then and still doesn't
David Bentley, who at the very least probably alerted Levy to the fact that Comolli wasn't working out
Rohan Ricketts, had a good couple of games before enthusiasm gave way to him not being very good
Alton Thelwell, like Ricketts but without the enthusiasm for his first few games
Oyvind Leonhardsen, our greatest midfielder that scores a few goals but does **** all else (see also: Jason Dozzell, Tim Sherwood, Jermaine Jenas, Clint Dempsey)
Emil Hallfredsson, signed to add competition for places only to never play for us
John Bostock, wasn't really worth the constant slander from Simon Jordan that Man Utd fans believed was justification for their kidnapping Berbatov
Nicola Berti, was a great player in his day but was arrived at WHL when he should've retired already
Stephane Dalmat, had quality but was also a head case who ended his chances of a permanent move by decking Jamie O'Hara
Neale Fenn, who made Rory Allen look like a beast in comparison
Andy Booth, a loan that made no sense at the time and still doesn't
Gregorz Rasiak, like Andy Booth but we paid a transfer fee
Helder Postiga, the sitter-missing machine...who helped eliminate England from Euro 2004!