Suarez Transfer News.

Kyle, are you listening to The Damned again ?

 

Have you been on the valium again?

 

Look, we're not signing him, and i'm not wasting my time and what little enthusiasm i have left over a player we're not getting.

We'll probably sign another couple of kids, that's it.

 

You should put on some happy music instead of that mopey goth slit your wrists rubbish

 

I didn't realise living in Penarth could make you so depressed.It seemed such a nice place when I used to go there

 

It is a step up. Just marginal. It's not like he'll win leagues and European trophies with you in the next couple of years (his prime years), so what's the point? He'll wait for Real to come knocking, even if its next summer. Plus, unless he is a true ****, he's already stated his major reason for leaving is the UK press, moving to london hardly gonna help is it.

 

Wasn't that the Teen suicide central area ? Don't do it Kyle, it's not worth it even if Evanescence tell you to do it

 

By the English press he really meant the Daily Post & Echo

 

Why does he want to talk to Arsenal, then?

 

Press excuse is a smoke screen. He wants CL football and we'll give it to him. Also he's got a ready made team around him to help us make a serious push for the League

 

This but I'd prefer us to **** him over and sell him to whoever (foreign club wise) is willing to cough up

 

Why not? Got nothing to lose does he. Plus Real will get all nervous

 

Even for £20m less ?

 

I originally said that actually. I said £40m from a foreign club but £60m from Man City or Chelsea. Just to put this into perspective, I said £70m+ from Spurs or yourselves because you are direct rivals for fourth.

I wouldn't sell to Man Utd at all

 

That was obviously just a convenient excuse initially, he probably though no english club would come in for him, and it would make his exit a bit easier. If he really was genuinely wanting out of the country he would have just told us he did not want to stay in england.

 

Maybe not the CL, but I think we can challenge for the league if we got him and one or two other players. Saying he will not win trophies with us smacks of desperation tbh.

 

You need a GK, CB and CM as well as Luis to challenge IMO

Edit: We need nearly a whole team

 

£70m+ ? You're living in ****ing cloud cuckoo land fella

 

Never expected you to pay it obviously but that was kind of the point

 

Fair play fella