Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

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Schad said:
I've been asked to give a speech for my best friend's wedding. Knowing me, she (and there's where it gets tricky) has asked that I not make it embarrassing, has asked that I be relatively sober when delivering it, and that I actually write something down rather than rambling for several minutes. No idea how it's going to work.
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She??? I have been married twice and for my first wedding, I had a female "Best Man"... didn't go down too well; never mind, the marriage didn't last long!
 
Mr. Nice said:
Aww that poor girl. Sounds good then, embarrassing for the groom but not offensive, sorted!

I think Friends tried to find awkward ways around it like making Joey the vicar. I'm trying to remember back to all the wedding episodes now! But yeah if things stayed as they are now then I'd probably end up being best man for both of them while they battled it out for my love. Simple solution is not to get married I guess. Would solve a lot of life's problems. Surely someone on here has had similar circumstances? (They probably have and have already explained it by the time I'm done typing on this crap.) not that it matters - a marriage is certainly not imminent for me and one of the two friends, and even the other is at least a year from proposing.
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Yep, just posted. I shared best Man duties.
 
fatletiss said:
She??? I have been married twice and for my first wedding, I had a female "Best Man"... didn't go down too well; never mind, the marriage didn't last long!
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I'm not officially titled as anything that I'm aware of, which is good because I'd look terrible in a dress.
 
fatletiss said:
My mate had two of us as best Man. The other one (the good cop) stood up and said, "I thought the bride looked lovely today and here's FLT to tell you why she married xxx"... That was it!
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Haha what a great speech, lucky man! I suppose the extra hassle of having more best men is that if they're single, you need to get the missus to pick more eligible bridesmaids.
 
Nice counter attack this but it does suggest the pitch is a very good one and England are well under par.
 
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