We've bid £4m for Gary Hooper - Celtic fans bitching thread

I'm starting to see a lot of similarities between some of our fans and those on the dog-bothering Geordie board. All you do is moan, moan, ****ing moan. "Wah wah wah Scottish football's **** so why wouldn't Hooper want to join us?". "Wah wah wah somebody dared criticize our team so they're not a real fan" "Wah wah wah somebody started a thread that wasn't about football" "Wah wah wah why haven't the mods banned Erik he keeps posting porn and being racist" This place used to be alright. You're adult men for ****s sake.

PS. I'd love us to sign Hooper, but can't see it happening. I can see Celtic accepting an offer and then him asking for ridiculous wages.

 

That's ****ing rich coming from you.

 

Pot kettle black mate

You moan about how bad we are half the time.

 

I criticise the team when they play ****e. That's different to criticising other users, like you, Happy Clapper and that other **** who kept calling me mean names do

 

Are you single? If so, I'd like to change that. I think I'm in love.

 

Are you criticizing us?

 

Fancy a bum?

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium
and iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

That's all I know. Sorry. I think the next bit starts with gold, but I'm not sure. Wait, no, I've already done that. "NVM"

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Can't be arsed to read through all 247 posts on this thread ,but I'll tell you now that Hooper will be playing for us next year just like he wanted to back in January

 

Welcome to a popular messageboard

 

Well, now you've said that we may as well close the thread. Cheers

 

I leave most of the bollox to you OLM as you are far better at it. Actually its true if you care to do some research.

 

That's from a comedy sketch isn't it? If so, which one is it?

 

Sauce?

At a random guess i'd say Monty Python. Probably not though.

 

This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J-zkO31HFw

 

I don't think we should take our relationship to that level just yet. Give it time.

 

I thought he meant do you fancy me.

 

Local media saying that we have only made an enquiry for Hooper. No bids as yet put in.

Yes, Bent has not been very good value overall for Aston Villa but he is not alone either.

Local media saying that no offer has been made from Hull City as yet. Just an enquiry.

For a player with one year left on his contract Celtic wont get much more than £5m. If anyone pays anymore they have been robbed.

No chance.

My god. Glasgow makes Bransholme look like Kensington.

 

Good try Erik, luckily the name of the link appears when I scroll over it.

 

i live glasgow and watch rangers and celtic regulary... no celtic player is worth anything over $5 million.. hitting goals against dundee, killy, or ross county makes a player a gamble to buy as he is unproven. also hooper had shocking games against the top teams in champions league but did score 3 against lesser teams i think( not %100 sure if 3). at the moment he is a big fish in a small pond