Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

I'm so crap at that game it's painful, everyone I know that is good at it has more or less lost their lives to it!

 

Points don't really tell me much. Depends on the length of the round, quality of the teams, etc. You could have a really good game and get 500, or have a bad game and get 2000. What game mode have you been playing? Conquest?

 

Rush predominantly so far. I can do tanks and cars, but put me in the air and I am screwed.

 

Rush is my favourite. I generally stay away from all vehicles unless absolutely necessary, as there's always someone on my team who's better at it than I am. 99% of the time I'm on foot.

 

I just always seem to get killed with no perception of where from or how. I always seem to hit the enemy and not kill them.

 

You'll unlock better guns eventually, and when you get a suppressor, USE IT. It makes such a massive difference when you're not alerting everyone to your presence every time you open fire. Also when you learn the maps you'll learn the best cover.

 

I wonder if the same principle applies in Planetside 2.... Hmmmm

 

Just watched the zero episode of Archer. It isn't grabbing me yet.

 

Isn't the zero episode the one where Archer is replaced by a dinosaur?

 

No, it's the first ever episode where Archer tries to alter his expenses account and gets found by the Russian mole.

 

It's just that Series 1 Episode 0 (in most places) is Series 1 Episode 1 but with Archer replaced by a dinosaur, I wondered if that would explain why you weren't a fan. I love it, personally, hardly stopped watching over the last couple of days. (Maybe that's because I gobble up anything out of the States... )

 

I've got ESPN classic on. Argentina vs England from the 2002 World Cup. There's a lad with long hair called Mauricio at right-back...

 

He brought down Michael Owen in that game you know.

 

Really? I've not heard the media mention it since he took over a certain south coast club...

 

Oh yeah, it was a penalty too. And it was definitely a bad tackle by Pochettino.

 

The New York Times, continuing to amaze...

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I haven't seen this dinosaur episode. Personally, I think it gets a bit better after they give Cheryl more of a personality. She's hilarious. It was amazing right from the start though.

 

Agreed...the early episodes are good, but it really improves once they develop the secondary characters.

 

Well I did say I'd try something current from the States. I agree, it is fast, original and slick, but at the moment, it isn't funny. I'd rather watch The League of Gentlemen, an original and slick programme that the US wouldn't have a clue what to do with.

Tbf, I do have both series [so far] of Episodes, and I found them hilarious. I believe I'm the only one I know who did though.

 

Did he..? When..?