[h=2]Tuesday, 9 April 2013[/h][h=3]WHYTE AND THE TRUTH ARE TOTAL STRANGERS[/h]
IF Craig Whyte ever steps into the witness box, places his hand on the Bible and swears to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, it will be hard for any Learned Law Lord to keep a straight face.
The truth?
Whyte the huckster wouldn’t know it if it bit him on the backside.
The whole truth?
Whyte the conman has never been on even nodding terms with it.
And nothing but the truth?
Whyte the congenital liar is as well aquaintated with that as Giovanni Di Stefano is.
Come to think of it, that runt of a lying cheating imposter of a lawyer, Di Stefano and shyster Whyte have a lot in common. They are both deluded fantasists who seem to live their lives in their own wee bitter, twister and warped minds.
Maybe Craig Whyte will end up having something else in common with that other wee nyaff, Di Stefano.
Hearing the judge utter the words, take him down. It was 14 years fraudster Di Stefano got. Sounds just about right for Whyte when his time comes.
For the best chance of Whyte ever making it to court is as the accused. His threat to sue Rangers was just the latest in a long line of bluster from this apology of a human being.
He raged at BBC Scotland and threatened to take them to court. It was an empty threat. Duff and Phelps were next to be told they would be hearing from his lawyers, then the Scottish Football Association, plus goodness knows how many others.
Yet the only occasions when Whyte did make it to court was when he was sued and when that happened the Judge told the shyster he didn’t believe word of the evidence which came from his twisted mouth.
And as for Whyte’s London lawyers, referred to in the story about his fantasy island claims. They have never been named. Just who is his lawyer? Surely not Garry Whithey? What reputable law firm would take on a man such as Whyte? Not that lawyers would any qualms about representing him on the basis that Whyte is a thoroughly disreputable character. Law firms have no such scruples. Their concern would be simply because Craig Whyte is a man who just does not pay his bills.
Not surprising, that. For, as I have said before, Craig Whyte has no visible means of support.
And here’s another wee point about this significantly small man. How many days per calendar year does he spend in Britain? Any more than 90 and he is liable for a visit from HMRC and the even more scary VAT man.
As for the way, on Saturday, Celtic’s business partners, the fiercely anti Rangers Daily Record and that ailing paper’s puppy of an attack dog, Keith Jackson, chose to present the story they continue to lag behind on?
The Record’s Saturday offering was yet another example of the low life terrible standard of journalism which infects the Record now that it is edited by Alan Rennie, with rabid Celtic fan Kevin Mansi as his right hand man.
The way the Record story was slanted on Saturday, anyone glancing at it, or taking the first few pars at face value, could have been forgiven for being conned into thinking the Record was in possession of court documents relating to an action raised by Whyte against Rangers.
While the truth of the matter is that the documents reproduced with such a dramatic flourish by the Record were actually related to another court case entirely, one in which Whyte stands accused of more skulduggery. The documents relate to Whyte’s defence in a court action raised against him by Ticketus.
Which may give a clue as to Whyte’s timing as he tries cause Rangers more problems. In typical Whyte style he is trying to create a diversion to take the attention away from this Ticketus action in which it is Whyte who stands accused.
Indeed, he may even be aware of other moves being made against him, moves which I am aware of and which I will reveal later this week.
Just don’t expect the doddering Daily Record, now Celtic and Peter Lawwell’s business partners, with its bitter and twisted anti Rangers agenda, to report the facts in a factual fashion.
And so to the Sun on Sunday’s story about £137,500 being paid by Whyte into the account of Imran Ahmed’s dear old mum. As Charles Green has pointed out, this transaction took place way back in May, at a time when Rangers were still trying to emerge from administration via a CVA which would have needed Whyte’s co-operation regarding the selling of his shares. And at a time when Rangers had no corporate banking facilities. That last bit is important.
It wasn’t the cleverest thing they could have done and by admitting to it Green and Ahmad have left themselves open to accusations that they are liars. Which, in their dealings with Whyte they have admitted to being, though those porkies were part of a ploy by Green and Ahmad. They knew they were dealing with a shyster and had to get down and dirty to shaft him. Trying to deal with Whyte through normal business procedures, as David Murray and Paul Murray did and attempted to do, didn’t work. Green and Ahmad quickly realised that as far as Whyte the conman was concerned, you have to fight fire with fire.
It certainly is not the Rangers way. Not the way generations of Rangers supporters, including many die-hards who I have spoken to, expect those who sit inside the Blue Room to behave. And I can fully understand their reservations. Especially when those die-hards, many of them hard headed businessmen, try to fathom the £137,500 paid into Ahmad’s mum’s account.
The explanation is that the Whyte money went into the account of Ahmad’s dear old mum, in order that Whyte’s tainted cash would be nowhere near any Rangers business account and the transaction actually took place at a time when there was no proper Rangers business account as Rangers had no corporate banking facilities to accommodate the cash, as a direct result of the financial mayhem Whyte left behind. The cash remains, untouched, in the lady’s account despite efforts to have it returned to Whyte, whose banking arrangements are no doubt as murky, as shady and as clouded in deceit as everything else in the wee conman’s life.
While I lay no claim to having known all along about the details of the sting Green and Ahmad pulled on Whyte – the kidder kidded if you like – both men made me aware that they had played a game with Whyte.
It was on October 30[SUP]th[/SUP] that I sat in Ahmad’s office for two hours and questioned him and Charles Green. One of those questions related to any dealings they may have had with Whyte during the period when they may have needed his shares had Rangers avoided liquidation.
Neither man attempted to deny dealing with Whyte and the phrase Ahmad used to describe what had happened, was that they were stringing Whyte along. The extent of that stringing along was clearly something which concerned Ahmad, as he gave me the impression of knowing that at some time Whyte would use it against them and that it would be a hard one to explain away.
But the bottom line appears to be that Craig Whyte has invested nothing in Rangers and has no claim on anything to do with Rangers. The difference between the two men can probably be boiled down to the fact that Charles Green is a salesman and like all salesmen he can’t stop talking and is prone to exaggerations, while Whyte is a conman, a cheat and a huckster and is consistently locked into lies, lies and more lies.
However Charles Green and Imran Ahmed certainly seem to have made mistakes over their dealings with Whyte. And perhaps the major one was not coming clean with supporters. Getting their retaliation in first, if you like. Had Green and Ahmad been up front and open with Rangers supporters and had they struck first and released the news, possibly on the back of the successful Brian Stockbridge driven share issue which raised £22.5M for Rangers, and at that time gleefully told all of how they had shafted Whyte, the news would surely have been greeted with loud applause from Rangers fans.
As it is, there is a division in the ranks of Rangers supporters with some of them finding it hard to get their head around what happened – which is understandable given the way the day-late Daily Record has tried to slant the tale – while others simply do not believe Charles Green, who as far as I can see, has lied to only one person. Craig Whyte! But the danger for Green and Ahmad now is that there are many who will find it hard to believe what the pair say on other matters.
Which is a cross their have made for their own backs by allowing Whyte to get his attack in first.
However, when it comes to believing anyone, they are not in the same ballpark as the wee shyster, for as I said right at the start, when Craig Whyte eventually takes his place in the witness box, places his hand on the Bible and swears to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even the Learned Law Lord will have trouble keeping a straight face.

Aye, amazing how all those old blogs from 2011 and 2012 seemed to conveniently disappear off his site.

Come to think of it, that runt of a lying cheating imposter of a lawyer, Di Stefano and shyster Whyte have a lot in common. They are both deluded fantasists who seem to live their lives in their own wee bitter, twister and warped minds.

The 2nd part of the blog is basically:
"Aye, but Charles and Ahmed aren't as bad as Whyte"
WHich seemingly equates to 'everything's ****ing rosy at the big hoose"
Wednesday, 10 April 2013
ODIOUS CREEP'S NEIL PATEY CLAIMS COULD LEAD TO COURT ACTION
JUST how much damage is the irresponsible journalism of Odious Creep doing to the Herald, a paper he pockets £50,000-a-year from for producing drivel on a part time basis? (50k per year? How much must that hurt you Leggo?)
And a paper so hard up that it is so short staffed it did not have a staff sports writer available to cover the Rangers game against Queens Park at Hampden last Saturday. (who cares? it's only a 3rd division match)
These are surely dire days for a once mighty paper, now reduced to the ranks of being a wee local rag which has to hide its plummeting circulation from advertisers for six months at a time. (is that so? why haven't you mention this before?)
Perhaps that answers my original question. Odious Creep’s presence in the Herald, both the paper and the on-line edition, is doing untold damage to the Herald’s reputation for employing proper journalists.
That is, journalists who stick to the facts (a quality you were obviously incapable of). Journalists who are accurate (ditto). Journalists who are honest (ditto). Odious Creep does not stick to the facts. Odious Creep is not accurate. Therefore, some may say, Odious Creep is not honest. (you've got to admire leggo's Gödel-inspired logic here)
Yet he sails under the Herald’s colours when he appears on BBC Radio Scotland and on television too (erm, no he doesn't). Therefore, every time he spouts, in that curious lisping delivery, something which is proven to be just plain factually wrong, he taints the Herald.
For he represents that once proud paper, whose legendary leader writer S.L “Sam” McKinlay, a stickler for the facts, for accuracy and for truth, was my first editor when I joined the Evening Times way back in the mid 1960s.
When Odious Creep appeared on television and claimed he had never called Rangers cheats, he was representing the Herald. When Chris Graham wiped the floor with Creep and proved that he had, Creep simply sulked. The picture of him, captured for all eternity, is a classic of a wee boy whose scone has been well and truly stolen (scone? what?)
But his latest nonsense really did defy description when, not having learned his lesson, he blustered once again when on the airwaves with the excellent Chris Graham from The Rangers Standard. This time Creep spouted, as though it were a fact cast in stone, something which was patent rubbish. (is this the same Chris Graham who, on the same show, had to reluctantly admit that the **** was on it's way to hitting the fan down Govan way?)
Odious Creep insisted Rangers are a new club. Chris Graham called summoned the verdict of two Law Lords, the SFA, UEFA and FIFA to refute this wild and totally unjustified claim by Odious Creep. A claim which is the standard script of all Rangers haters.
Creep then tried to lay claim to various anonymous financial experts to back his spurious spew of nonsense and when pressed finally summoned the name of Neil Patey, every newspaper and broadcaster’s go-to-guy on footballing financial stories. Patey, Odious Creep insisted, had said Rangers are a new club.
Except he didn’t. Neil Patey had said no such thing. For Neil Patey is a professional man, an intelligent man, a man who knows what he is talking about. In short, Neil Patey is everything Odious Creep is not. On Monday Neil Patey spoke to Chris Graham and made his position crystal clear. Oldco and Newco are legal entities which have owned and now own the club. Rangers the club and are quite simply, Rangers. Always were and still are.
Chris Graham then blogged on The Rangers Standard and produced a wonderful clinical dissection of Odious Creep as he dismantled Odious Creep’s maniacal claims and with them any last vestige of any journalistic credibility Odious Creep had. (yet he'll be going into work today unlike you who was recently sent packing from the NUJ)
It was a wonderful job which Chris Graham did on Odious Creep. But not as good as the one Creep did on himself when, within minutes of the Rangers Standard blog appearing, Creep took to Twitter to continuing to insist Rangers are a new club and that Neil Patey had said so. Had it been a couple of weeks earlier I would have kept my ear open for a cock crowing. Three times.
However, despite all of this evidence of what many of his colleagues inside both the BBC and the Herald, not to mention the wider world of journalism, believe to be Odious Creep’s dire incompetence, the Herald continue to employ a man who hasn’t even got a clue what is going in his own industry, far less in the world of football.
Let me tell you a story to illustrate just how out of touch he is. Odious Creep paid a brief visit to the Herald editorial to meet new editor Magnus Llewelin. He had his baby daughter with him. He was overheard to make a disparaging remark about one of the most popular and well liked sports writers in Scotland, Michael Baillie, known to all with great affection as Pup.
How, Odious Creep was heard to muse, could someone like Michael Baillie make a living as a freelance. The answer is that he hasn’t been a freelance for a year and is a staff sports writer with the Scottish Daily Express. The Pup did operate for a number of years as a freelance and did make a living, as he was industrious, diligent and painstaking when it came to facts. As well as being popular with football folk and his colleagues. Indeed, all the things Odious Creep is not.
He comes across as slothful, sloppy and with no regard for the facts, plus sneeringly arrogant, deeply unpleasant. I also know for a fact that Odious Creep is extremely unpopular with the overwhelming majority of his press pack colleagues. Even the ones who talk to him.
But back to Neil Patey, the latest name to be taken in vain (is Neil Patey a God now?) by Odious Creep. Patey is a professional man whose intelligence, understanding and knowledge of his subject, along with his integrity are the tools of his profession. They have been impugned by Odious Creep who was caught bang to rights, live on BBC Scotland (was it not on STV?), while sailing under the Herald’s colours and further damaging the paper’s reputation.
But, then again, I would expect no more from Odious Creep. (I'm beginning to think you don't like him)
I wonder if Neil Patey’s lawyers will get involved? (no) It wouldn’t be the first time m’learned friends had to be called upon to curb the wilder excesses of Odious Creep’s imagination and silence his lies. As he is well aware. (as, of course, do you Mr Leggat)


It says a lot about Leggo that, when the first nuggets of turd begin to hit the fan at Ibrox, he ignores it and instead rehashes blog no. 3627453 in his series on Odious Creep
What a champion this man is for the cause. Imagine referring to an old TV programme rather than the one last night in which CG got made to look a fool
Buns deserve all that's coming their way.

Wasn't one of his old articles about how Ki was a racist disgrace and shouldn't be allowed to play in Scotland ever again
Was it not when South Korea played Japan and he did some wee chimp impression!? Leggo must have been beelin![]()

I posted a piss take 'blog' on here a couple of days ago (#2382). It does not do justice to the sheer absurdity of the above.
did you see graham contradict himself on scotland tonight from sat at bbc sportsound
a wee bit more from chris graham
http://kerrydalestreet.co.uk/single/?p=11614818&t=8707052
