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What is it you'd like to know honey .... don't be shy

taught teenagers about contraception for several years ... so would be surprised to hear a question I haven't heard before :D



As a younger man my party piece was to pull a condom over my head until I managed to get it just over my nose. I could then blow it up through my nose until it expanded into a sizeable balloon with a tit on the top (the tit on the bottom was obviously me ).

My question is....my son's getting married this Sunday and I was thinking of one last attempt at this highly entertaining jape, should I do it before, during or after the speeches?
 
As a younger man my party piece was to pull a condom over my head until I managed to get it just over my nose. I could then blow it up through my nose until it expanded into a sizeable balloon with a tit on the top (the tit on the bottom was obviously me ).

My question is....my son's getting married this Sunday and I was thinking of one last attempt at this highly entertaining jape, should I do it before, during or after the speeches?

Do it during your speech.. A bit muffled but memorable!
 
As a younger man my party piece was to pull a condom over my head until I managed to get it just over my nose. I could then blow it up through my nose until it expanded into a sizeable balloon with a tit on the top (the tit on the bottom was obviously me ).

My question is....my son's getting married this Sunday and I was thinking of one last attempt at this highly entertaining jape, should I do it before, during or after the speeches?

How about before she says "I do"

..... that gives her one last chance to see what she is marrying into. :D

Hope all goes well on Sunday <magic>
 
As a younger man my party piece was to pull a condom over my head until I managed to get it just over my nose. I could then blow it up through my nose until it expanded into a sizeable balloon with a tit on the top (the tit on the bottom was obviously me ).

My question is....my son's getting married this Sunday and I was thinking of one last attempt at this highly entertaining jape, should I do it before, yes during yes or after yes the speeches?

<ok>.
 
How about before she says "I do"

..... that gives her one last chance to see what she is marrying into. :D

Hope all goes well on Sunday <magic>

Or immediately after the congregation are asked if anyone knows of any legal reason why the two cannot be married, Jimmy can leap up and say there is one thing everybody should consider first......
 
I feel awkward interrupting this... However, like the charlatan I am, I thought I'd plug a website I set-up; http://www.eplalternativecommentary.com/

It's very new and in the development phase, so don't expect anything interesting just yet! Basically it's just where I'm going to be performing my alternative commentary feeds from now on for those so inclined <ok>

Will you be posting up a reminder link for the matches you're doing commentaries on? <ok>