Yes please. Just pop downstairs. I'm still on the sofa in my Dinosaur onesie.
Just putting my Pterosaur onesie on ... then I fly down a have a peep
Yes please. Just pop downstairs. I'm still on the sofa in my Dinosaur onesie.
Just putting my Pterosaur onesie on ... then I fly down a have a peep
By 'onesie' you mean see-through neglege?

Also, I'd give you some rep Minx, but I appear to have given it to you recently!![]()
What is it you'd like to know honey .... don't be shy
taught teenagers about contraception for several years ... so would be surprised to hear a question I haven't heard before![]()
As a younger man my party piece was to pull a condom over my head until I managed to get it just over my nose. I could then blow it up through my nose until it expanded into a sizeable balloon with a tit on the top (the tit on the bottom was obviously me ).
My question is....my son's getting married this Sunday and I was thinking of one last attempt at this highly entertaining jape, should I do it before, during or after the speeches?
No..time to put my glasses on and post in the right thread!!!!![]()
As a younger man my party piece was to pull a condom over my head until I managed to get it just over my nose. I could then blow it up through my nose until it expanded into a sizeable balloon with a tit on the top (the tit on the bottom was obviously me ).
My question is....my son's getting married this Sunday and I was thinking of one last attempt at this highly entertaining jape, should I do it before, during or after the speeches?

As a younger man my party piece was to pull a condom over my head until I managed to get it just over my nose. I could then blow it up through my nose until it expanded into a sizeable balloon with a tit on the top (the tit on the bottom was obviously me ).
My question is....my son's getting married this Sunday and I was thinking of one last attempt at this highly entertaining jape, should I do it before, yes during yes or after yes the speeches?
.How about before she says "I do"
..... that gives her one last chance to see what she is marrying into.
Hope all goes well on Sunday![]()
I feel awkward interrupting this... However, like the charlatan I am, I thought I'd plug a website I set-up; http://www.eplalternativecommentary.com/
It's very new and in the development phase, so don't expect anything interesting just yet! Basically it's just where I'm going to be performing my alternative commentary feeds from now on for those so inclined![]()

Will you be posting up a reminder link for the matches you're doing commentaries on?![]()
Here you go, just been scraping my change together. Smashed for another week now.