Shearer's ebar

Just putting my Pterosaur onesie on ... then I fly down a have a peep

 

By 'onesie' you mean see-through neglege?

 

I might do

altho prefer the buff

 

I feel awkward interrupting this... However, like the charlatan I am, I thought I'd plug a website I set-up; http://www.eplalternativecommentary.com/

It's very new and in the development phase, so don't expect anything interesting just yet! Basically it's just where I'm going to be performing my alternative commentary feeds from now on for those so inclined

 

Also, I'd give you some rep Minx, but I appear to have given it to you recently!

 

Me too

 

As a younger man my party piece was to pull a condom over my head until I managed to get it just over my nose. I could then blow it up through my nose until it expanded into a sizeable balloon with a tit on the top (the tit on the bottom was obviously me ).

My question is....my son's getting married this Sunday and I was thinking of one last attempt at this highly entertaining jape, should I do it before, during or after the speeches?

 

Do it during your speech.. A bit muffled but memorable!

 

Afternoon all.

Time to work out who I owe rep to and get it wrong.......

 

No..time to put my glasses on and post in the right thread!!!!

 

Lol

 

How about before she says "I do"

..... that gives her one last chance to see what she is marrying into.

Hope all goes well on Sunday

 

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Or immediately after the congregation are asked if anyone knows of any legal reason why the two cannot be married, Jimmy can leap up and say there is one thing everybody should consider first......

 

Will you be posting up a reminder link for the matches you're doing commentaries on?

 

Please

 

Bit dry in here tonight! Where's AB? He always goes missing when it's his round.

 

Ah......I've been waiting for someone to buy a drink for....

Cheers.

 

Here you go, just been scraping my change together. Smashed for another week now.

 

Cheers AB.

Payday soon, then I can line them up all night.