New Mod.

I keep trying to raise your 10 inches but I canny get nee more juice captain...

 

We could always round it down for you if that's easier

 

Congrats Jim... I put aside a book of double-entendres and a couple of melons aside for this eventuality...

 

The usual ten?

Can you remove the ten that I got seeing as how I'm not a mod now?

That's what the resignation was all about, 10 rep points.

 

I'm coming for you AB

 

Careful where you point that thing Tash!

 

It will be all white I'm sure.

 

Coming or jizzing?

Should I be afraid?

 

Be VERY afraid. You'll need flippers, armbands and a snorkel if you want to survive.

 

What a fantastic day for the Catholic Church I didn't get the nod to become Vatican's seeker of truth and justice, still the Sistine Chapel needs painting and as I'm the only half decent decorator in the place it's odds on I would have had to do it.

However the Vatican's gain is not 606's loss as my bribery has resulted in me being allowed to impart my own ' cardinal sins ' on you all. I'll do my best to fill the very sizeable boots of AB who has devoted the last 173 years of his life to our board with honesty, integrity and a wonderful sense of humour, I'm sure I speak for us all when I wish him all the best in his moderated retirement.

I'm now going to crack open that very special bottle of meths I've been saving for this ' momentous day '....

 

Congrats Jimmy

Have you seen your welcome on the mod board yet?

 

No and for that I apologise. It was all meant as a bit of fun, I just for the life of me cannot take this rep stuff seriously and have always said so, just who I am I'm afraid. No offence was intended but obviously caused.

 

Thankyou Poshminx...

I'll have a little peep over there right now, I'm struggling to cope with the fame...

 

You're starting to sound like Obi already, it must be catching.

 

No offence taken here brb, I didn't feel a thing. I think we got a bit of a laugh out of it.

Even though we didn't get any photo's.

 

Please pay attention to rule 2. It's the most important..

 

Yee hah, Jims on board. Let the good times roll. Does this mean you'll no longer be handling the initiations for new members?

 

Congrats Jimmy a great way to wake up to Thursday and a Toon win

 

What's the point in having a discussion thread on the subjectof a new mod when in the end you just ignore popular opinion anyway (and the entire point of the thread) and give the post to whoever you want?

 

One of the conditions of my bail is that I had to hand in all my initiation equipment, couldn't believe that someone snitched because the beating with the barbed wire encrusted cane only lasted 7 hours...... Still, that's women for you...