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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    FFS, got some serious fu<kers on here of late <doh>

    Obviously not all single children turn out to be brats. However, i stand by my comment that they can stand out, much in the same way that a child from a large family can too. It is the way they interact with others.

    No offence intended to anyone <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 21, 2013
  2. Super G Ted'inho

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    Fair do's. I nearly lost my mrs when my second was born, not a nice experience <ok>

    Also nearly lost my first born at birth too <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 21, 2013
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    OK. Sorry to hear about your wife's experiences too. But any more of that 'only child' sh1t and I'm taking my fu<king ball home <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 21, 2013
  4. Super G Ted'inho

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    She isn't my wife and I aint touching your ball <yikes>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 21, 2013
  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    What has this thread descended too?? Talking about child birth? Has someone had a monumental turd an compared it to child birth??
     
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    Sweats, Jan 21, 2013
  6. Enricky.

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    Gerrez started it cause his oldest needed a piss last night and he had to cut his ****ting time short, then the thread descended from there <laugh>
     
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    Enricky., Jan 21, 2013

  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    No, that was a genuine comment for this thread, it was about my ****! However, you then asked me how old my kids are <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 21, 2013
  8. Enricky.

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    But I wouldn't have asked if you hadn't mentioned it, therefore in my eyes, you started it <ok>
     
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    Enricky., Jan 21, 2013
  9. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I was reporting on my ****!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 21, 2013
  10. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That sentence just sounds too weird <laugh>
     
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    Enricky., Jan 21, 2013
  11. Super G Ted'inho

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    It's the crazy thread you're living in <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 21, 2013
  12. Enricky.

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    <laugh>

    Think we're the ones that are in here the most <ok>
     
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    Enricky., Jan 21, 2013
  13. Jonesey

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    What's wrong with the garden?
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 21, 2013
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Whose garden? Possibly not enough manure.....................................
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 21, 2013
  15. Jonesey

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    Maybe, but his kid could have at least attempted to write his name in the snow.....
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 21, 2013
  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    By that, I presume you mean piss his name in the sner <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 21, 2013
  17. Super G Ted'inho

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    Look it this posh folk showing off that they have a garden <whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 21, 2013
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Because I'm an only child, I have a paved back garden. Others would call it a yard, but I'm spoilt <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 21, 2013
  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    Yeah, mines a yard <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 21, 2013
  20. saintanton

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    Dev (Gerrez, Gerraz, whatever) has got a Freudian fixation with bodily functions.

    I knew a woman once who had four kids, and just before my ex was about to sprog, this girl tried to comfort her by likening it to having a massive dump.
    Not sure it worked.
    Bit harsh on the kids as well.
     
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    saintanton, Jan 21, 2013
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