80s1. Which country?
1. What did you do wrong? East Germany. Fell asleep
2. During which year/s? 87
3. Which decade?
80s1. Which country?
1. What did you do wrong? East Germany. Fell asleep
2. During which year/s? 87
3. Which decade?
1. I was almost arrested for entering a country illegally
2. I used to live next door to Tony Dorigo
3. A Chelsea player bought the house I was once renting.
1. Which country?
1. What did you do wrong?
2. During which year/s?
3. Which decade?
1. It took me 3 attempts to pass my driving test
2. I was on holiday when the icelandic volcano erupted & had to stay in egypt for 5 extra days
3. I am terrified of spiders
1. It took me 3 attempts to pass my driving test
2. I was on holiday when the icelandic volcano erupted & had to stay in egypt for 5 extra days
3. I am terrified of spiders



1. It took me 3 attempts to pass my driving test
2. I was on holiday when the icelandic volcano erupted & had to stay in egypt for 5 extra days
3. I am terrified of spiders
This is a thread about us posters. You write up to three facts/lies about yourself and the others have to guess what, if anything, is the truth. Questions are allowed. You don't have to wait for one set of statements to be resolved before posting your statements! Marshall law baby!
Gandalf points are at stake. +10.4 pts for correctly guessing if a statement is a lie or true, -10.4 pts if you're wrong. +13.76 pts goes to the person who wrote the statement if others guess wrongly. -3.2 points for every question asked of the statement writer. +2.5 points for every embarrassing fact shared.
I'll start us off;
1. I once did the half-time crossbar challenge at St James', I missed the entire goal all three times.
2. I stripped at school, in front of teachers and pupils.
3. I know Obi Wan (the poster) in person, as in before either of us posted on the internet.
1&3 Lies.
2 True.

1. It took me 3 attempts to pass my driving test
2. I was on holiday when the icelandic volcano erupted & had to stay in egypt for 5 extra days
3. I am terrified of spiders
1. I have three eyebrows
2. My brother plays professional rugby for the Scarlets
3. I once crashed my bike into a lake
1. I have three eyebrows
2. My brother plays professional rugby for the Scarlets
3. I once crashed my bike into a lake
All true.
I know this because a lie couldn't come from your lips.

1. I have three eyebrows
2. My brother plays professional rugby for the Scarlets
3. I once crashed my bike into a lake
1. False. It's either one or 2...
2. False, or you'd spend most of your time on the rugby forum!
3. True. Clearly after embarrassing fact Gandalf bonus points!
Playing on our sexist pre-notions much?
1. False, I reckon you passed first time.
2. False, you've never been out of the country
3. False, you love Spiders. You have a pet spider called "Man"![]()

+10.4 pts for correctly guessing if a statement is a lie or true, -10.4 pts if you're wrong. +13.76 pts goes to the person who wrote the statement if others guess wrongly. -3.2 points for every question asked of the statement writer. +2.5 points for every embarrassing fact shared.
Points for my statements, now there's been some time to consider them;
1. False. I've never been on the pitch!
2. To my eternal shame... True...
3. I do not know Obi Wan... Well, I stalk him, but we don't mutually know one another.
Points awarded thus-
SM ... -31.2 Gandalf Points
Maestro... -10.4 Gandalf Points
ACS... +10.4 Gandalf Points