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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 20, 2013.

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  1. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    That bad you've got to do it twice? <yikes>
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Same old double post scenario, post it once but it comes up twice.
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh> Eyebrow formation porn!

    It's good you have a bane of your life though, everyone has to have one!
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Racking the points up off AB's innocence... Shame on you :biggrin:<devil>
     
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  5. Resurgam

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    Some people have all the luck
     
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  6. Resurgam

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    What's the scores on the doors then Gandalf?
     
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  7. Darth Gogledd

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    I'll try another three

    1. I once threw Strawberry puree all over my girlfriend

    2. I've written a full-length novel, and am waiting to hear back from a publisher

    3. In a moment of Pete Townsend-esque awesomeness, I smashed my guitar over a chair
     
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  8. Darth Gogledd

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    The middle one points in the wrong direction as well... \\\\\\\\\\\\ //// ////////////////
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I'll update it later when I've had a few moments to find a calculator, I mean the right spell <wizard>
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Right, here goes:

    1. I almost died when I was 2 years old

    2. I threw up AT the dinner table the first time I was invited to my (now) in-laws for dinner

    3. I have represented England at karate
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Gandalf, you're ignoring my comment on previous page. I know it's been a long time but we can still make it up. Together we can rule the universe.
     
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    1. False. You're thinking of Harry Potter, not Obi Wan <doh>
    2. True. They're carnivorous and you're a veggie man!
    3. False. You've represented England at Tai Chi!
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh>
    If you're my father then how many toes have I got?
     
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    Thirteen! There, proof that I am your father.
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Can't argue with that, hey pops! Back payments in child support are going to be a bitch <party>
     
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    Do you accept Gandalf Points?
     
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    1. Who hasn't had a "so you think my best mate makes better strawberry puree you bitch" moment with their partner? <laugh> TRUE!

    2. False. Full-length is the key to your downfall here. You seem an active guy, and to be in a band. Therefore I say you've probably started a couple, but haven't finished one yet!

    3. False. You love your guitar too much!
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    All true.
     
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    <laugh> Depends if you unknowingly took out GPPI... Gandalf Point Protection Insurance... You might not have any GP back if that's the case! But some annoying phone calls will be heading your way soon...


    One from my Mum :laugh:
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    See what I mean about the duplicate posts?
     
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