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It's overrated, man.
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Perhaps. Depends on the club I guess. Last time I went it was pretty fun.

Sometimes I just go up to girls and grab their ass! Haha! They love it as well.
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I don't think I'd have the gall to do something like that. Though a girl did grab my ass in a pub once. I would have pursued that course, but I was with my brother so obviously I couldn't then go off with some random girl.
 
Rob Ferguson said:
This is clearly where I'm going wrong then.
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Try it! I used to do it a lot when I was younger, not so much now. Used to do it quite often and the girls would start chatting to me.

Don't try it on Dutch, German, Portuguese and any other nationalities apart from Brits and Irish girls (slags).
 
Nights out in Bath are only good for those who want to have an empty wallet and be harassed by jailbait, too expensive, too many slutty 16 year olds
 
Clubbing is ****. It's boring, there's nothing to do except act like a twat for an hour until the alcohol wears off. Then you have the choice of either wasting stupid money to get drunk again and act like a twat for a bit longer, or stand around sober and bored ****less.
 
Pray4Mojo said:
Yeah, don't you have to pay like £15 just to get in?
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Chicago's in Luton, on some nights, is something like £10 entry and free drinks all night. That's the best deal I've found, especially considering it's one of the better clubs.
 
Pray4Mojo said:
Try it! I used to do it a lot when I was younger, not so much now. Used to do it quite often and the girls would start chatting to me.

Don't try it on Dutch, German, Portuguese and any other nationalities apart from Brits and Irish girls (slags).
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I dunno man, I only really go clubbing in Southampton and Basingstoke, and from what I know of the ladies that frequent clubs in these places, they wouldn't take kindly to a slightly Albanian-looking 23 year old grabbing their ass.

The only time I've had my ass grabbed was when I was working in a Tesco Metro for work experience and some chav girl did it clearly for a laugh while I was re-stocking the milk. I think I actually cried about it.
 
Pray4Mojo said:
Yeah, don't you have to pay like £15 just to get in?
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Depends. Coalition in Brighton (right on the seafront) was £20 tickets, but they had AlunaGeorge and it's pretty good to be fair. Oceana there was £6 entry. In Southampton it was about £3-£5 entry to places like Orange Rooms and 90s. But it's the drinks that drain your wallet. Pre-drinking to the extreme is essential.
 
Mr. Nice said:
Clubbing is ****. It's boring, there's nothing to do except act like a twat for an hour until the alcohol wears off. Then you have the choice of either wasting stupid money to get drunk again and act like a twat for a bit longer, or stand around sober and bored ****less.
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The girls aren't exactly willing either. In the many clubs I've been to I've never seen anyone get with a girl that they weren't with on entry.
 
Rob Ferguson said:
I dunno man, I only really go clubbing in Southampton and Basingstoke, and from what I know of the ladies that frequent clubs in these places, they wouldn't take kindly to a slightly Albanian-looking 23 year old grabbing their ass.

The only time I've had my ass grabbed was when I was working in a Tesco Metro for work experience and some chav girl did it clearly for a laugh while I was re-stocking the milk. I think I actually cried about it.
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<laugh>.
 
Jake Wuttz said:
The girls aren't exactly willing either. In the many clubs I've been to I've never seen anyone get with a girl that they weren't with on entry.
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Only people I've seen get with girls are the ones who are really ****ing desperate and go up to about twenty girls until they find one equally desperate. Not my type of thing.
 
Mr. Nice said:
Clubbing is ****. It's boring, there's nothing to do except act like a twat for an hour until the alcohol wears off. Then you have the choice of either wasting stupid money to get drunk again and act like a twat for a bit longer, or stand around sober and bored ****less.
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It is, but we still do it :p

I don't go out now anywhere near as much as I did last year. I don't enjoy it as much.
 
The best thing is when you have two girls in your swimming pool and they start kissing each other in front of you=Heaven.
 
Mr. Nice said:
Only people I've seen get with girls are the ones who are really ****ing desperate and go up to about twenty girls until they find one equally desperate. Not my type of thing.
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I've done that! Haha! Got to keep working hard.
 
Mr. Nice said:
Only people I've seen get with girls are the ones who are really ****ing desperate and go up to about twenty girls until they find one equally desperate. Not my type of thing.
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I'd be up for that sort of thing on a lad's holiday in somewhere like Malia or whatevz.
 
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