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Number 1 Jasper said:
Not sure what it is , slept fine just been sick since waking up ......
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I hesitate to ask, but how are things at the other end? If you have problems there as well it is probably norovirus. Mrs. Jasper will have to postpone any celebrations for a day or two.
 
NHS managers in Manchester say they have been so overwhelmed by people suffering from sickness bugs that paramedics were forced to care for 999 patients as they waited in ambulances.

Nationally norovirus cases are running at record levels with more than one million people suffering so far this season as the disease has struck earlier than normal.

Around 100,000 people were struck down over Christmas alone and cruise ships have been forced to cancel trips due to outbreaks.



 
St Godders of Windsor said:
No they are not they just require a lot of work.

Treat them as very special but don't let them know you are keen.

They must always feel just that little bit uncertain about you. Will you stay or will you go?

Women like drama and mystery and fairy tales. Remember the beauty and the beast.

People have been teaching you about women ever since you were a small child. What do think Jack and Jill was all about? You just haven't been taking any notice.

Remember Carmen. She'll teach you all you need to know and she was the creation of a Frenchman and they are reputed to know a great deal about women.

It takes years to understand women and then when you have finally cracked it you are far too old to show any interest in them anymore.
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if that's your method, its a wonder you have ever been with a woman.
 
wow - i cant be bothered to reply to all the pathetic posts on here but the way some of you talk about women is unbelievable. im actually ashamed that some of you are fellow saints fans.


very disappointed.
 
Joe Steinberg said:
Chicago's in Luton, on some nights, is something like £10 entry and free drinks all night. That's the best deal I've found, especially considering it's one of the better clubs.
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That is almost certainly amongst the most depressing posts I've ever read on this board!
 
lamballana said:
That's it Jen sort em out!
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they'll say they were "joking" but there'll be elements of truth in it even if they were exagerrating.

what makes me laugh is they are saying certain places are good for picking up "slags" but who is the whore sleeping with these girls?

people who have one night stands have low self esteem and are sluts whether they are male or female.
 
Some random girl keeps calling my work mobile :S, don't even know who she is.
 
Yeah the double-standards are ridiculous. Women who sleep around are sluts, men who sleep around are players. Er, no you're not. You're just man sluts. Shut up.

Luckily that doesn't apply to me.
 
No point in ****ing a slut anyway it's to easy, more of a challenge to get a girl who has got standards.
 
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