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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Dec 15, 2012.

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  1. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Hope it's not that norovirus Jasper. I've had it and it's not nice!
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

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    Not sure what it is , slept fine just been sick since waking up ......
     
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  3. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Lot of it going round. Hope you feel better soon.
     
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  4. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I hesitate to ask, but how are things at the other end? If you have problems there as well it is probably norovirus. Mrs. Jasper will have to postpone any celebrations for a day or two.
     
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  5. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    NHS managers in Manchester say they have been so overwhelmed by people suffering from sickness bugs that paramedics were forced to care for 999 patients as they waited in ambulances.

    Nationally norovirus cases are running at record levels with more than one million people suffering so far this season as the disease has struck earlier than normal.

    Around 100,000 people were struck down over Christmas alone and cruise ships have been forced to cancel trips due to outbreaks.



     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

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    No probs at the other end yet .

    anyway going back to bed TFN .
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

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    if that's your method, its a wonder you have ever been with a woman.
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    because you're shagging nutters?
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

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    wow - i cant be bothered to reply to all the pathetic posts on here but the way some of you talk about women is unbelievable. im actually ashamed that some of you are fellow saints fans.


    very disappointed.
     
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  10. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    That's it Jen sort em out!
     
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    I was guessing he probably just wanted to get on with his wedding plans he'd already had to cancel once, instead of rescheduling again around a replay.
     
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  12. Pelletron

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    That is almost certainly amongst the most depressing posts I've ever read on this board!
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

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    they'll say they were "joking" but there'll be elements of truth in it even if they were exagerrating.

    what makes me laugh is they are saying certain places are good for picking up "slags" but who is the whore sleeping with these girls?

    people who have one night stands have low self esteem and are sluts whether they are male or female.
     
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    Some random girl keeps calling my work mobile :S, don't even know who she is.
     
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  15. PompeyLapras

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    Yeah the double-standards are ridiculous. Women who sleep around are sluts, men who sleep around are players. Er, no you're not. You're just man sluts. Shut up.

    Luckily that doesn't apply to me.
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

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    dont play all innocent, its your mistress!
     
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  17. Beef

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    No point in ****ing a slut anyway it's to easy, more of a challenge to get a girl who has got standards.
     
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  18. Beef

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    She has a geordie accent and talks a million miles a second, on a withheld number as well.
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    shes trying to buy a phone <ok>
     
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  20. Beef

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    She wouldn't have my number lol, work phone is just for employees, head office to contact me etc etc.
     
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