Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

There is no single method. Men and women are both complex individuals and for a realationship to get started you have to be able to pick up massages about personalty and preferences.

As to wondering if I have ever been with a woman all I can say to you is I lost count years ago.

To all you fellas so intent on dipping your dick and splashing you sperm just remember that whoever you are shagging or are about to shag has the potential to be the mother of your child.

So stop for a moment and ask yourself if the woman is the sort of potential mother you would wish on a child of yours.

If she isn't then put you dick straight back in your trousers and zip up your fly fast.

Too many kids today end up being born to crap mothers. Make sure no child of yours is one of them.

 

Not if you use a condom (well, hopefully not).

 

Quite tragic when people discuss their 'love-lives' with people they don't know on an internet forum

 

Yes.

Anyhow, just out of interest, do condoms have a 'best before' date?

 

Think so , because of the spermicide's in them .

 

and pathetic, non-existent fathers

 

Yep that as well !

Takes two to Tango and both should act responsibly .

 

Yes. Why do you ask?

 

Look at it positively. They are benefitting from my many years of experience and this will lead to woman feeling a lot happier.

 

Talking of kids

The Under-18s will kick start the Elite Group Stage of the Barclays U18 Premier League at home against Chelsea U18's this Friday afternoon.


The Saints youngsters topped National Group 2 in the first half of the season which ensured that they were one of eight sides to qualify for the Elite Group in the second half of the campaign.

Read more: http://www.southampton.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=304847#ixzz2HJEfQoei

 

Oh no particular reason. I have a whole load I was given about 4 years back and just wondered if they were worth keeping in the unlikely event of me maybe needing to use one.

 

Glad you picked that up! That's one of the most outrageous things I've ever read on this forum!

 

Could always have a posh **** a night until they're gone.

 

My post was all about responsible parenthood and that has to be encouraged.

 

No - just the bit about too many kids being born to bad mothers. If it was just trying to wind Jen up, it was a beauty; but otherwise, pretty horrifically one-sided.

 

I can't bear kids, trouble being created, trouble being born, trouble growing up, and trouble for the rest of their lives, the World is better off without them, especially if they come from West Hampshire.

 

Why?

 

Not sure, but something about the combination of Luton and a club called Chicago's just depressed me.

 

Ahah.

 

Anything with the word "Luton" in it has a depressing ring to it.