Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

[fran-MLs little camera]

First year since 1987 to contain four different numbers

Gay Bacon Strips was impressed when I told him that earlier so I figured everybody else would be too

You must be fascinating at dinner parties

 

[(Conor)]

I say impressed - your words were "I can tell you're in for a fun evening".

And then you told me about how you were gonna try meth. How'd that work out?

 

[Dan]

You must be fascinating at dinner parties

There's a reason I'm not out on NYE

And then you told me about how you were gonna try meth. How'd that work out?

It's gonna take a lot of clearing up... was very methy (same joke twice, dilligaf)

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

I was nicely asleep at midnight then people phoned me up...bloody friends!

 

[Mikey]

I was nicely asleep at midnight then people phoned me up...bloody friends!

Suuuuure Fran, we believe you... 'Friends'...

You're just as lonely and desperate as the rest of us, don't deny it.

 

[dman]

Just in - Happy New Year girls & guys. Not sure that 2013 should be so bad - life is what you make it !
Lets hope it starts off with a bang this evening when a proper Saints against-the-odds performance beats the Arsenal to get us 3 points and 'Up the Football League we Go ' .....................................

 

[Beef]

What did you do ?

Saw in the New Year with the gf, then she went to bed and I went clubbing. Ended up drinking to many jaga bombs and now i'm wide awake.

 

[Beef]

What did you do ?

Oh a Happy New year everyone.

 

[Dan]

Go get some nookie, Beefy

 

[Beef]

Go get some nookie, Beefy

Nah rather not get the illness the gf has got tbh, tonight it's a solo job.

 

[Dan]

Start the year as you mean to go on, eh?

 

[Beef]

Start the year as you mean to go on, eh?

We are all ****ers, but some just hide it a better then others.

 

[Dan]

At least spaff in her hair

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

We are all ****ers, but some just hide it a better then others.

Comes in handy at times i must admit.......

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

At least spaff in her hair

Lol !!!

 

[(Conor)]

Dan the ladies man, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Joe!]

Good morning. My head hurts. Hope you all found ways to entertain yourselves last night.

 

[PompeyLapras]

I was in London, the fireworks were pretty damn spectacular and it's awesome how they included quotes from the Queen (GOD SAVE THE QUEEN), Boris Johnson and Seb Coe.

Also had some good music during the fireworks, Ellie Goulding, Florence + The Machine, Psy, others I can't remember. And Dizzie Rascal who I have nothing against. And One Direction who I don't particularly like.

Also, Mr. Nice, you're such a romantic. You're bound to win over Laura with such displays of romance.

 

[Beef]

I haven't actually slept yet :S

 

[Qwerty]

I haven't actually slept yet :S

Technically you're still in 2012.