Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Lord of the Rings....Fellowship of the Ring.....Everything Everywhere?

Goodness. You all seem to have your own secret language!

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Goodness you have all seem to have your own secret language!

We also have a secret language, Godders. Correct English with punctuation

 

[Clem Fandango]

PompyLapras select your programme, push ok. IT gives you option to set reminder or change automatically.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Any chance Lampard will join his uncle at QPR?

 

[lamby]

Chelsea are mad if they let him go but who knows money talks!

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Amazingly Lampard has been told he can leave in January...I think Chelsea are mad. What a player to have on your bench even if you don't start with him.

 

[Clem Fandango]

WH smiths in Hove, you can't buy a Seagulls calander, but you can get Saints or Pompy!

 

[RSS]

Oh damn. I was hoping Chelsea would keep hold of Frank, especially as he seems to be scoring freely again. He is precisely the type of player we don't want QPR to sign and if he is free to leave then I bet Uncle Harry will get him.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

We also have a secret language, Godders. Correct English with punctuation

I'm getting very lazy and following the example of the majority of posters as far as grammar and punctuation is concerned.

I have corrected my original post following your hurtful criticism. I may not bother to post again if people are going to be beastly to me.

 

[Joe!]

Goodness. You all seem to have your own secret language!

You haven't heard of Lord of the Rings?

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I was with this really attractive woman the other day , we were relaxed and chatting .

I could not resist it , I had to have a quick **** under the sheet .

She was either to polite to say anything , or simply failed to notice what I had done , she just carried on cutting my hair........

 

[lamby]

I was with this really attractive woman the other day , we were relaxed and chatting .

I could not resist it , I had to have a quick **** under the sheet .

She was either to polite to say anything , or simply failed to notice what I had done , she just carried on cutting my hair........

Good one Jasper!

 

[(Conor)]

One of my lecturers has quoted three different deadlines for the same piece of coursework. Any of the other Uni ones ever had a lecturer that incompetent?

 

[tomw24]

One of my lecturers has quoted three different deadlines for the same piece of coursework. Any of the other Uni ones ever had a lecturer that incompetent?

I've got a Chinese lecturer who can't speak the English language properly!! He's a bloody nightmare!

 

[(Conor)]

I've got a Chinese lecturer who can't speak the English language properly!! He's a bloody nightmare!

I've got two of them. One of them is okay, but the other is just terrible...

 

[The Based God]

I love Lord Of The Rings, haven't watched them in ages. Might have a marathon tonight, as there's **** all else happening.

 

[tomw24]

I love Lord Of The Rings, haven't watched them in ages. Might have a marathon tonight, as there's **** all else happening.

You read my mind. That is my exact plan this evening!

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I love Lord Of The Rings, haven't watched them in ages. Might have a marathon tonight, as there's **** all else happening.

Got the Blu ray Extended editions for Christmas , Stunning !!!

Have to say was slightly dissapointed in the Hobbit .

 

[Beef]

Hmmm go out in the pissing rain and spend a fair bit of cash or stay in with the gf (who's ill)?.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Blackburn reporter now saying Nuno Gomes (signed by Shebby Singh) is the favourite for the manager's job at Blackburn.

He will be player/manager.