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Shearer's ebar

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Is it weird to look at the person you're kissing while you're kissing them?
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Might depend on who you're kissing. I'm sure it would be fine with DT.
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    But why is it considered polite to kiss with your eyes closed? Or do women/WP just do that to me because they're thinking of someone else? <wah>
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe they don't see you as the person you see yourself as in the mirror when you're shaving.
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Deep AB, Deep...


    But I don't think they see me at all... The eyes being closed an all! <laugh>


    I appreciate your contemplation on the issue, I think it's time I used yahoo answers and buggered off to bed, so I shall bid you goodnight sir!<badger>
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    And a goodnight to you TheJPF.
     
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  7. LTF

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    Bit Random that one isn't it mate?







    But Yes it is...............<laugh>
     
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  8. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was thursday today, and I went into work to find out it was Wednesday <doh>

    <laugh> So I got out of bed at 6:30 for nothing. Now I'm back home deciding whether or not to go back to bed.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Decisions decisions, life can be really tough at times.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can confirm with me its thinking about someone else (usually LTF). Thats the thing with being bi though, there is so much going on.

    Can anyone confirm if Tyson has had a sex change? I assume its just a daft rumour but it would be hugely entertaining. I looked it up and found this hilarious story.

    http://www.thestandard.co.zw/2012/12/09/mike-tyson-now-female/

    "lactating from his left breast" <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Hahaha he wants everyone to call him Michelle <rofl>
     
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  12. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Such a shame, it would have been the story of the year.

    It appears all those apocalyptic predictions for 12/12/2012 were bollocks too.............them bastard mayans eh, they were just having us on
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> "I was at the Pacquiao-Marquez fight on Saturday and any reasonable person could tell I was looking like a man.&#8221;

    Jeez, guess someone's on their period...
     
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  16. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Actually it's the 21st of dec not the 12th lol
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

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    My bad, there is still time <laugh> Was Nostradamus 12/12/2012?

    I have the worst nightmare for this time of year. I am on antibiotics which make you ill if you drink! Come on everybody in the bar, lavish pity upon me :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  18. Minxy

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    ah, poor WP .... need a nurse?
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hell yeah! I'm told rubbing of the groin will help........................

    <subtleasalways>

    I don't believe this ****e about no drinking on antibiotics, I reckon I'd be fine <laugh>
     
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  20. Minxy

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    Well if it kills yeh, yeh won't know yeh were wrong anyway .... logic :D
     
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