Syd decides he would like to join a nudist colony so he goes along to spend a day there, before joining up. He strips off, spends half an hour walking around and then, feeling tired, sits down to rest on a park bench. Moments later a beautiful young woman comes along and in no time at all he finds himself with a raging erection. On seeing this, she gets down on her knees and gives him a blow job. “This is wonderful,” he thinks to himself and immediately goes along to the office to sign up. The rest of the day passes pleasantly and just before he goes home, he drops his cigarette. When he bends down to pick it up, Jerseymakem comes up behind him and does the business. Immediately Syd returns to the office to cancel his subscription. “I’m so sorry you’ve changed your mind,” says the owner, “you seemed to like it so much.” “That’s true,” says Syd, “but at my age I only get excited once a month, and I’m always dropping my cigarette.”
Syd was telling me how the first time he saw his lasses vagina it really was something else..... A willy.
I met a beautiful woman by the lake the other night. There was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet. as we lay there making love i thought to myself........these taser guns are f*cking worth it.
Statement: As a mackem supporter it is your solemn duty to vote.However You should carefully consider all the candidates comments before deciding. Question to the OP: You too have had your moments but can you explain AV ? Could we end up with a coalition?? Brucey's Beak,Rogers Tongue and Syd's Body?? Much prefer FPTP and a Coronation of the winner.
As i stepped out of the shower, the mrs laughed and told me that my penis closely resembled a tic-tac. If thats the case I joked "why does your sister still have bad breath?" That soon wiped the grin off her face. Sorry for posting random jokes and there are much better & funnier posters than me on here but when i am last in the vote getting beat off an oxygen thief and dog lover desperate measures were called for. Sorry syd.
Thank you, I would like to thank my wives, my agent and my fellow contestants. But most of all I would like to thank my pubic, greyer than it was but still there.
my choice is Syd as i'm amazed he can even turn a computer one at his age let alone have craic he does
As the OP, I feel it is my duty not to afflict on you, my fellow fans, the horrendous manifestation of such a beast and therefore declare that the "first past the post" voting system be adopted with immediate effect. All those in favour say "aye" or alternatively say "thank **** for that!" P.S Voting closes at 9pm tomorrow evening, so get your votes in folks.
Pyscho used to come out with a few classic one liners on the the old BBC board. Did he ever make the move to not 606
Could I be first to say well done on a deserved win for your choice, a fine poster and worthy winner.
