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Who is the funniest?

  • BruceysBeak

  • Cyprussyd

  • Malbranqueslastfag

  • AmsterdamRoger

  • Your Choice

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amsterdam roger said:
It was the day of the the Arsenal match to
London. After half an hour on the coach, Syd had to
get up to go to the toilet. On the way back to his seat, the bus
lurched and he was thrown onto the lap of an old woman,
accidentally putting his hand on her huge breast as he tried
to save himself.
“I’m so very sorry,” he stammered, “but if your heart is as
big as your breast, I’ll see you in heaven.”
She replied, “Oh no, Syd, if your willy’s as hard as I think it
is, I’ll see you in the hotel.”
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cyprussydsafc said:
we won 2-1 that day
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....and you scored Syd
 
Syd decides he would like to join a nudist colony so
he goes along to spend a day there, before joining up. He
strips off, spends half an hour walking around and then,
feeling tired, sits down to rest on a park bench. Moments
later a beautiful young woman comes along and in no time at
all he finds himself with a raging erection. On seeing this,
she gets down on her knees and gives him a blow job. “This
is wonderful,” he thinks to himself and immediately goes
along to the office to sign up. The rest of the day passes
pleasantly and just before he goes home, he drops his
cigarette. When he bends down to pick it up, Jerseymakem
comes up behind him and does the business.
Immediately Syd returns to the office to cancel
his subscription.
“I’m so sorry you’ve changed your mind,” says the owner,
“you seemed to like it so much.”
“That’s true,” says Syd, “but at my age I only get
excited once a month, and I’m always dropping my
cigarette.”
 
I met a beautiful woman by the lake the other night. There was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet. as we lay there making love i thought to myself........these taser guns are f*cking worth it.
 
Statement: As a mackem supporter it is your solemn duty to vote.However You should carefully consider all the candidates comments before deciding.



Question to the OP: You too have had your moments but can you explain AV ? Could we end up with a coalition?? Brucey's Beak,Rogers Tongue and Syd's Body??


Much prefer FPTP and a Coronation of the winner.
 
As i stepped out of the shower, the mrs laughed and told me that my penis closely resembled a tic-tac.
If thats the case I joked "why does your sister still have bad breath?"
That soon wiped the grin off her face.

Sorry for posting random jokes and there are much better & funnier posters than me on here but when i am last in the vote getting beat off an oxygen thief and dog lover desperate measures were called for.
Sorry syd.
 
amsterdam roger said:
Syd decides he would like to join a nudist colony so
he goes along to spend a day there, before joining up. He
strips off, spends half an hour walking around and then,
feeling tired, sits down to rest on a park bench. Moments
later a beautiful young woman comes along and in no time at
all he finds himself with a raging erection. On seeing this,
she gets down on her knees and gives him a blow job. “This
is wonderful,” he thinks to himself and immediately goes
along to the office to sign up. The rest of the day passes
pleasantly and just before he goes home, he drops his
cigarette. When he bends down to pick it up, Jerseymakem
comes up behind him and does the business.
Immediately Syd returns to the office to cancel
his subscription.
“I’m so sorry you’ve changed your mind,” says the owner,
“you seemed to like it so much.”
“That’s true,” says Syd, “but at my age I only get
excited once a month, and I’m always dropping my
cigarette.”
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Now that was just uncalled for :(
 
mackem911 said:
Statement: As a mackem supporter it is your solemn duty to vote.However You should carefully consider all the candidates comments before deciding.



Question to the OP: You too have had your moments but can you explain AV ? Could we end up with a coalition?? Brucey's Beak,Rogers Tongue and Syd's Body??
Much prefer FPTP and a Coronation of the winner.
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As the OP, I feel it is my duty not to afflict on you, my fellow fans, the horrendous manifestation of such a beast and therefore declare that the "first past the post" voting system be adopted with immediate effect.

All those in favour say "aye" or alternatively say "thank **** for that!"

P.S Voting closes at 9pm tomorrow evening, so get your votes in folks.
 
Pyscho used to come out with a few classic one liners on the the old BBC board. Did he ever make the move to not 606
 
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