Summer Transfer Rumour Thread.

Joke?

 

Lionel Messi driving to Southampton for his medical pulls up at the traffic lights and winds down his window. A girl pulls up next to him and winds down her window. Messi leans out and says "did you fart too love?"

 

Standup comedies are boring. No matter who it is.

 

Stewart Lee and no one else. Bill Hicks was decent until he died. But generally it is an "art" which has been commercialised to ****, lost every shred of subtlety and the "comedians" are all celebrities who shove their live DVDs in our faces every Christmas and appear on ****ty panel shows, where they apparently now are our leading political commentators. This country is so stupid.

 

Lots of crap stand-ups if you only watch comedy on television but if you ever saw it live you'd know that the likes of David Trent, Nick Helm and James Acaster (and several others) prove there is life beyond Stewart Lee.

Mind you your constant resorting to that Fierro 'joke' shows your sense of humour isn't up to much!

 

It's not so much a joke as a calculated attempt to annoy you. I'm glad to see it worked.

 

He stopped disliking every post with the word Fierro in, so it kind of failed on that front.

 

I always liked George Carlin. Basically slagged off every single thing before he died.

 

Fierro will be a great signing. You'll see!!!!

 

I'm counting it as a win.

Ah yeah, he was good. Very clever man.

 

Good use of your time

 

Only because there's no dislike feature on the iPhone app

 

It's the simple things that give me pleasure.

 

His stand-ups are like 2 hours long, and I can assure you he does a whole lot more than that. Considering the fact that he holds the world record as comedian for performing in front of the most amount of people, suggests that he is quite funny.
If you don´t find him funny then fair enough but he does a lot more than sweat and jump around doing monkey impressions. If he did just that then I don´t think he would be Britain most popular comedian.

 

Maybe the people of Britain are just brain-dead morons who find loud noises and arm movements hilarious?

 

That is exactly why he would be Britain's most popular comedian. "Evergreen" by Will Young is the top selling single of the 21st Century. People, in general, are stupid.

While the smartest men in the world were landing a robot on Mars, the regular people were arguing over the social implications that fried chicken has on gay marriage.

 

I'm gonna take this moment and make it last foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

 

That's not mutually exclusive with the jokes being funny is it? Think you just have a chip on your shoulder about the comedians you don't like. You clearly resent the fact that they make lots of money and pull in big audiences.

 

I think the point about panel shows becoming the source for Britain's leading political commentators is a pretty valid and worrying point.

 

Back on topic. Cortese on holiday for another week is a tad concerning?