I think Micah Richards must have taken Roy's last rolo or something!
He was starting to become a regular for England and has been a key man in a title-winning side so he would have been rather confident of an England place.
Woodgate, a fine defender but always injured. Time for Micah to step in. Nope.
King's England career is cut short due to his physical conditions. Time for Micah to step in. Nope.
Hodgson doesn't fancy Rio due to patchy form and injuries, time for Micah to get his place. Nope.
Oh, Terry's a racist ****, surely he'll lose his place and not be allowed to represent England. Nope.
Cahill's gone and been injured? Luckily we have a CL-quality young defender in Micah Richa- oh, nope?
Well who else is there? Taylor's improved massively but coming off a serious injury probably not worth the risk. Williamson has been an ever-present in one of the meanest defences in the league this year, maybe Colo carries him a little too much.
Ah forget it, I'll go for a full back instead. Micah Richards? Hang on let's have a think. Statistically the best full back in the league this season has been Danny Simpson. He's not a match-winner, let's keep looking. Micah Richards can play a few positions? Really! That's decided then!
Kelly!