A Verse about Hull....
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Apparently, if you put your location as Newcastle on facebook, you get a 'like' button after every word.
Sunderland location on Facebook has a 'I sleep with my sister/brother' option but there have been complaints from the residents that it doesn't include other close family members such as mother, father, uncle, aunt and Roy Keane's dog.
Heck, I can see why Hull is known as 'the most poetic city in England' if everyone elses attempts are as p*ss poor as yours. Ironic that a Newcastle fan should be taking the mick out of Hull - that would be the same Newcastle that has had millions in ERDF funding because it was classed as 'deprived' - the same ERDF funding Hull couldn't get as it isn't 'deprived'.
Oh f**k off back home! Oh f**k off back hoooooooome! This isn't your Town dazzar86, so f**k off back home!!!
Cleethorpes?
What sort if ill-educated twat thinks people from Hull go to Cleethorpes?
Cleethorpes is in Lincolnshire, it's ****ing miles away, it's like suggesting that people from Newcastle go to Redcar, rather than Whitley Bay.
If you're going to do a crap caravan gag, then at least research it properly, you could have used Kilnsea, Hornsea, Withernsea, Bridlington, or even Scarborough, but Cleethorpes?
Put some effort into your wumming, you're making a **** of yourself.
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Ahhh the great Newcastle vs Hull rivalry. oh how they say its the biggest in football.
Oh wait.... the 2 have no relevance to each other do they... silly me.
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Oh wait.... the 2 have no relevance to each other do they... silly me.
Idiot
I lived in Newcastle for two years and I've got to say Geordies are generally very warm and friendly people. The problem is (as this thread confirms) they are also as thick as fook.
The description 'Labotomized Scotsmen' always made me laugh and still does because it's so true, but add to that this unlikely superiority complex (which usually stems from deep-seated feelings of inferiority) that many NUFC fans display, then I'm afraid you guys are really making yourselves look like the village idiots of football. Also having lived in both cities I'm afraid you come a sorry second.
The description 'Labotomized Scotsmen' always made me laugh and still does because it's so true, but add to that this unlikely superiority complex (which usually stems from deep-seated feelings of inferiority) that many NUFC fans display, then I'm afraid you guys are really making yourselves look like the village idiots of football. Also having lived in both cities I'm afraid you come a sorry second.
I enjoy the fact that you all state that we're deluded, 'thick as fook', 'lobotomised Scotsmen' (The word derives from surgery on the frontal LOBE, also unless you are American this word is spelt with an S) and yet manage, in your melodramatic fury, to look past the simple, light hearted jest, and make massively sweeping, clearly ill-educated statements in a worryingly serious manner.
I also enjoy the fact that you wrote this comment, came back to see how 'the stupid geordies' had responded to your intellectual response, re-read your comment in an act of perverse, congratulatory, mono-copulation, realised you made a mistake and corrected it in the vain hope that we would not see!
Oooh get you! Get the ****er telt!!! You should call yourself "Jesus Was A Pedantic Geordie"!
Dear god, started out as an average thread and turned into a dull bunch of Hull fans taking offense. Say it with me now: Lighten up.
Look right here like, I know you all must still be bitter like about being relegated at our expense like, but like thats still no real reason like to post drivel and insult the club for the likes of brown and ***an like. Browns moved on like and ***an is the victim like of your **** of a midflieder guthrie like. I'd suggest like laying off the pies and alcohol like. The amount of cholesterol clogging up your arteries like must be like having an affect on your brain somewhat like.
Ah. I see what you're trying to do.
Humour.
Keep trying. You'll get there eventually... erm, like.
This has taken a surprising turn.
Idea for Hull folk. Instead of taking offence at this, quite obvious, light hearted joke. How about posting some poems about Newcastle?
If you all bite this easily, and show yourselves up by resorting to naming us by stereotypes, you really are simple folk.
Oh, and one more thing,
Messiah was the invention of the Media. Last time.
Idea for Hull folk. Instead of taking offence at this, quite obvious, light hearted joke. How about posting some poems about Newcastle?
If you all bite this easily, and show yourselves up by resorting to naming us by stereotypes, you really are simple folk.
Oh, and one more thing,
Messiah was the invention of the Media. Last time.
Loved watching all the newcastle fans cry their little hearts out when getting relegated oh and they all blamed their chairman because they couldn't see they team was acctually ****
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