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Improved bid for Morrison

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by The Strawberry Syrup Man, Jan 12, 2012.

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I hope this isn't our answer to lack of depth in the CB area. It would be a great signing for the future, but we need a CB that could play now if we suffer another ****ty injury to either Colo or Willo.
     
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  2. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    He's not a CB
     
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  3. Up and Hatem

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    I want morrison however I think he should be banned from town, he may of met his match with some of the lads in the big market
     
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  4. Speedo

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    AP "Hey Colo babes, mind me going to my happy place?"

    Colo "Again Boss? If you really insist"

    Enter Jonas Gutierrez from stage right, on the phone

    JG "...jajajajajajaja Xisco ethethethetheth spiderman. Muchas toro rosso Chris Waddle hucho butro greggs pasties. Butros butros ghali." (Fast Show joke, sorry if you don't get it)

    Puts phone down.

    JG "Heeyya Colo, eess bozz in the hair again?"

    Colo "He in there for sure, he say a little about Cheick maybe?"

    AP (Muttering) "cannibal...strength...Obertan...murder" (Bursts out of hair) "EUREKA I've got it! Where's Gabby? I need Gabby!"

    Colo "He go running down blind alleys again. No-one sees him"

    JG "Do you need spiderman? Jajaja We catch him in webs"

    Davide Santon enters stage left, on the phone.

    DS "Hey, Mario, you sorting out-a Nile? Que? You do wee-wee on school children? You crazy. Ciao"

    AP "David-day, have you seen Gabby O?"

    DS "How you say...the man Carver has him cleaning dressing rooms... he says ultimate humiliation for being tackled by Gael Givet"

    AP rings JC "Good thinking my geordie brother. Could you send Cheik in to the changing rooms? Yeah. Yeah. Obertan needs some discipline. Yeah. You're cleaning up the next lot"

    EDIT: I got beaten to it...

    EDIT EDIT: It actually makes sense if you read mine, and then read the last one on page 2...
     
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  5. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Gutierrez starts walking to the training pitches and hear's a bang.

    JG "****ing hell, is this a sign?" Gutierrez runs to the changing room and grabs two more cans of silly string.

    Lovenkrands runs in, cock tucked into his sock.

    PL "****ing hell Jonas, Ranger has been shot with his own bullet!"

    JG "How???" Jonas is looking angry, bouncing off walls spraying Lovenkrands in the face with silly string.

    PL "He heard Tiote killed Morrison, so he shot Tiote, but it just bounced off him and hit Ranger in the penis. Ranger was going wild cos Morrison was going to play knocky nine doors when they got home. It's all kicking off out there, Ranger is fine, the cockney twat had a golden plate around his penis, Pardew is just sat at the side relaxing in Coloccini's hair"

    JG "Right, that's it, **** what John Carver said, I am Spiderman, it's time for me to save this club."

    Gutierrez runs outside towards the pitches...to be continued.
     
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  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> Go go go...
     
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  7. Speedo

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    I think this deserves it's own thread.
     
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  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Breaking News on SSN says that our bid has been rejected.
     
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  10. The Strawberry Syrup Man

    The Strawberry Syrup Man Well-Known Member

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    Fergie just on SSN saying "at this moment in time we've rejected an offer from Newcastle, we'll see how it progresses" On him staying "Demands are un-realistic as far as we are concerned"
     
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  11. Yohan Cabaye

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  12. Smudger

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    The fact Man U really dont want to let him go says it all for me, we should continue bidding. It's not a lack of motivation on his part, they've simply hyped him up to a ridiculous stage (saying he's more talented than Scholes was) and he's still yet to even make a sub appearance in the league.
     
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  13. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    If he wants him to go why not accept the bid. I hope we don't concentrate on this deal for too long because a CB is a must.
     
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  14. Why aye Cabaye

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    Everton pay money for a player? What's going on. I wouldn't be surprised if it was part of a deal that takes Rodwell or Barkley to OT in summer.

    Top footie knowledge there Tash <laugh>
     
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  15. Smudger

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    They want to sell him but for their valuation, we mustnt have met it.
     
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  16. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    yeah it never worked out,Good luck to him anyway
     
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  17. The Strawberry Syrup Man

    The Strawberry Syrup Man Well-Known Member

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    Think its more them wanting a sell on % but we aren't keen on giving one atm.
     
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  18. NufcBano

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    We could always wait til the summer to get him on a free.......................
     
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  19. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

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    He generally faired well enough the last couple of seasons when he got a run in the first team, but he's not the class of midfielder you need by quite a long way. Will be solid enough at a mid-table club.
     
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  20. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    So whos taking this as a sig
     
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