O/T Sausage Roll or a Scotch Egg?

I'm vaguely related to Bob Carver, we were never allowed to eat there/at the fair stall as he diddled my grandad out of loads of money!

 

This could be like an episode of surprise surprise.

Another well known poster in here is related to Bob Carver, you could be long lost cousins!

 

You could say we are a chip off the old block...

Golden Fry is much nicer anyway.

 

Great Uncle Bob.

Hang on...

 

I agree, Patties were is batter, fish cakes were in Bread crumb, and then there were Fritters!

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty

This doesn't add up to what all you lot are describing. Looks like a burger to me...

 

I wonder who is "Bob's your uncle"?

 

That's what the Americans call a beefburger/ hamburger (well the actual meat part itself).

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The Patty we're on about ^

 

Oh bollocks, was getting quite excited about trying one of these tomorrow, but I'm not the greatest fan of mash and I ****ing hate onions, so looks like I'll be missing out on Patties. Although always wondered what that chip spice you lot bang on about is like, might have to sample that...

 

You cant beat HP sauce, on chips, sausage rolls or scotch eggs. I bought a bottle of HP sauce with Guinness in great anticipation and felt let down. Two great products but it didnt work.

 

Are we related OLM!?

 

The plot thickens.

 

Told you.

I'm just waiting for Cilla to break into song.

It was Surprise Surprise where long lost relatives used to meet wasn't it?

I'll get onto the club to see if they'll allow you two to meet on the pitch at half time during one game.

There won't be a dry eye in the house.
FACT.

 

People from London cant actually cry as they are lizard monsters from outer space, or 'bankers' to give them their Earth name.

 

Have you been on the Christmas Sherry ?

 

Not yet, thats when the fun REALLY starts