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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Arrears, Jul 17, 2022.

  1. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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  2. Ron Burguvdy

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    But., Kim Sucks Sung Yung Man is a deity...
     
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  3. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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    No religion or idolatry, ta.
     
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    Had to read that twice (that said, not a first with your posts) as I thought it said no religion or idiocy, almost about to ask when was I banned. :emoticon-0138-think


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    Sorry if you need to read my posts twice. I will try and simplify them for you.:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Many thanks. :emoticon-0138-think


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    if you ever need to check on your plumber while hes working
     
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  13. TwoWrights

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    They're rich in Canada, go in a pub in Toronto and you get free shots.
    They can also sweep things up afterwards, still, any **** can do that. :emoticon-0138-think


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    The ref today was brilliant.

    Hope that's offensive enough!
     
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    What did you reckon to his show ?.
     
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    It was good, thoroughly enjoyed it, but he was different to how he was when we booked the tickets three years ago.
    Lost loads of weight as we know, and i felt he was performing within himself a tad. no skating across the floor on his knees, the facial expressions of a few years ago were not there. Mostly new material which i don't have a problem with, but I felt that some wanted a bit more garlic bread.
    He did do a session on misheard song lyrics and there was a grand finale which I wont describe as some may yet be booked to see him.
    13500 there and it certainly looked and sounded as though they all went away happy.
    Put a shift in as well (not Ken Dodd esk) but only just caught the last train.
     
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    Anyone watch Ralphie May (now deceased) or Ian Bragg? I’m really into them atm, very funny most of the time.
     
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    I don’t particularly think this is offensive or even that sexist but I must admit I’m a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to boobs….is it wrong to like the B angle the most… IMG_1315.jpeg
     
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    Is that you looking down at your own? :1980_boogie_down:
     
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