In the crematorium cemetery, where Ella Burns-Wood was being interred, as the urn was being lowered into the grave, the vicar addressed the mourners: "Let us all bow our heads and say a prayer for Cinderella."
How many non verbal autistics does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows as they won't tell you. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Not offensive but always liked the “how many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? 20, one to screw it in and 19 to tell you it isn’t as good as the original.”
Why are fat, older, white men, racist? Because it's their right not to be offended by anyone, or anything.
The late great Joe Slovo has just turned in his grave. I stood on the non-stop picket at South Africa House for a weekend back in the day, and many who were there are now fat, older, still male, and still not racist. Abridged version, **** off. How many psychopaths does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grind the bulb on the others head, and one to kick the ladder away. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
All humour is personal. Let us know when the punchline to your previous joke is ready for posting. Oh, and for the avoidance of doubt, no one on here could post ANYTHING that would offend me. To help avoid this thread from getting locked, that is all. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
I forgot to add bald. Would that help in your case? Honestly though, no harm was meant. It's really cool what you did.
