1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Yapusi, Jul 17, 2022.

  1. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2022
    Messages:
    12,678
    Likes Received:
    13,700
    #221
    TwoWrights and rovertiger like this.
  2. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2011
    Messages:
    13,839
    Likes Received:
    17,896
    But., Kim Sucks Sung Yung Man is a deity...
     
    #222
  3. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2022
    Messages:
    12,678
    Likes Received:
    13,700
    No religion or idolatry, ta.
     
    #223
    Ron Burguvdy and TwoWrights like this.
  4. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2013
    Messages:
    9,590
    Likes Received:
    13,207
    Had to read that twice (that said, not a first with your posts) as I thought it said no religion or idiocy, almost about to ask when was I banned. :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
    #224
  5. Cityzen

    Cityzen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2022
    Messages:
    12,678
    Likes Received:
    13,700
    Sorry if you need to read my posts twice. I will try and simplify them for you.:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
    #225
    Bunny likes this.
  6. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2013
    Messages:
    9,590
    Likes Received:
    13,207
    Many thanks. :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
    #226
  7. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    57,639
    Likes Received:
    53,967
  8. ticktontiger

    ticktontiger Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2012
    Messages:
    35
    Likes Received:
    107
    #228
    TwoWrights likes this.
  9. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    7,519
    Likes Received:
    6,374
  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    57,639
    Likes Received:
    53,967

  11. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2011
    Messages:
    13,839
    Likes Received:
    17,896
  12. bradymk2

    bradymk2 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2020
    Messages:
    13,072
    Likes Received:
    11,440
    if you ever need to check on your plumber while hes working
     
    #232
  13. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2013
    Messages:
    9,590
    Likes Received:
    13,207
    They're rich in Canada, go in a pub in Toronto and you get free shots.
    They can also sweep things up afterwards, still, any **** can do that. :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
    #233
    rovertiger likes this.
  14. cheshireles

    cheshireles Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    4,112
    Likes Received:
    3,252
    The ref today was brilliant.

    Hope that's offensive enough!
     
    #234
  15. Roary's Smelly Head

    Roary's Smelly Head Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    807
    Likes Received:
    1,019
  16. Tigerglenn

    Tigerglenn Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2014
    Messages:
    606
    Likes Received:
    1,014
    What did you reckon to his show ?.
     
    #236
  17. ticktontiger

    ticktontiger Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2012
    Messages:
    35
    Likes Received:
    107
    It was good, thoroughly enjoyed it, but he was different to how he was when we booked the tickets three years ago.
    Lost loads of weight as we know, and i felt he was performing within himself a tad. no skating across the floor on his knees, the facial expressions of a few years ago were not there. Mostly new material which i don't have a problem with, but I felt that some wanted a bit more garlic bread.
    He did do a session on misheard song lyrics and there was a grand finale which I wont describe as some may yet be booked to see him.
    13500 there and it certainly looked and sounded as though they all went away happy.
    Put a shift in as well (not Ken Dodd esk) but only just caught the last train.
     
    #237
  18. djsowtz

    djsowtz Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2012
    Messages:
    1,381
    Likes Received:
    844
    Anyone watch Ralphie May (now deceased) or Ian Bragg? I’m really into them atm, very funny most of the time.
     
    #238

Share This Page